· Kiss me if I am wrong, but don't I know you?
· Kiss me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
· Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontus?
· Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
· Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
· My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
· My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going....
· My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.
· My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
· Nice Shoes. Wanna have sex?
· Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille nametag.
· Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
· Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
· Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
· That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
· That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
· The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
· The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
· The word for the night is legs, let's go back to my room and spread the word.
· There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
· There's a party at your ankles... why don't you invite your pants down?
· True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
· Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
· Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
· Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go Choochoo.
· Was you dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
· Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
· What do you like for breakfast?
· What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)
· What winks and screws like a tiger? (wink when she doesn't know ;-)
· Wow! Are those real?
· Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
· You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
· You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
· You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
· You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.
· You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
· You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb
· You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
· You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
· You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
· You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
· Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
· Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
· Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
· Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
· He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...
· He : Hey, Stop! She : What? He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP!