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| Well here it is the Bert Interviews thats should give you a smile on your face so enjoy this new addition to Space Worz Online. Check them all out they are all here, different cast from Sesame Street shedding light on Bert's personality |
| This is a part of on interview with Ernie about Bert's Lifestyle. Interviewer: How long have you known Bert? Ernie: Oh, over 20 years now. Interviewer: Have you always lived together? Ernie: Yes, as long as I remember. Interviewer: How has it been living with him? Ernie: It has been really difficult. Interviewer: Difficult? Can you elaborate. Ernie: Well you see umm . . . Bert is kinda has a dual personality ... during the show, he's a pushover very geeky. But when the camera stops rolling he becomes a raging maniac. Interviewer: Maniac ... how do you mean? Ernie: Well he hurts me and stuff. Interviewer: Why do you still live with him? Ernie: He says if I leave the apartment he'll kill me and rubber duckie. Interviewer: He can't be possibly serious. Ernie: He is very capable of this once me and rubber duckie tried to escape, and he almost strangled me to death. Interviewer: Why does he force you to stay? Ernie: I think he needs company, you know he overdoses and stuff, also he like to touch me. He ---- CUT ---- Interviewer: Here, here, please stop crying. (pause) Are you ok now? Ernie: (sniff) Yes, please continue. Interviewer: You mentioned overdosing ... overdosing on what? Ernie: Bert experiments with all kind of stuff, LSD, Speed, Ecstasy, Heroin, Cocanie, Cannabis ... he taught me all the names ... I hate him most when he is high. Interviewer: Why? Ernie: It's when he is high he makes me do stuff. Interviewer: What kind of stuff? Ernie: He makes me go to the Pigeon shed and ---- CUT ---- Interviewer: What???!! Ernie: Please I can't talk anymore ... I gotto go. |
| The Interview ended abruptly with Ernie hysterically shaking in tears ... We persued no further, this soul was already in too much pain |
| Stay tuned as more interviews with the Sesame Street characters will follow this first one and the Bert Gallery too |
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