But that's not all. Nate also found himself on the end of many funny incidents which ended up and Nate having the piss taken out of him.
Some of the mans saying's were:
"I tell them what they look like" "The Pigeon" "I'll show you yours"
Nate has done some amazing things in his life so far. Every now and then we hold parties and the gang who you can meet on a new addition page or we go out and get pissed off our brains well all but one we do believe now in the dd program does us wonders!! Nate however doesnt seem to believe in this program and he intents on going home when he wants to not when we all want, and many a night Nate has disappeared not to seen again that night! Now did he drive?? No he didn't he has walked home on many occassions and varying distances the greatest being about 30 kms blind drunk!! Another time he walked home in the pouring rain and when I went to see him the next day he had cuts and bruises all over his body. He had almost drowned in a dam, walked through a variety of barbed wire fences and ended up almost being run over only to make it home in time to see the sun rise.
Dispite all of this faults in the suavest bloke we all know Nate pulls more women out in town than all of our gang put together so ladies step right up Nate is waiting to hear from you, through me of course cause tha man don't just date any of ya's he has a reputation to uphold, but try anyway he may WANT YOU!!
Due to privacy issues im not able to give you a direct contact to suave Nate. We dont need every chick hanging off him and even though he is NATE he cant take too many chicks.
LADIES we are looking for a girl who can be Nate's are you the girl just email me with you pic and Nate will reply asap NATE WANTS YOU!!
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