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There Can't Be More Quotes?! |
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Do you guys need me?
~Me, in the AOL lab I t.a. for, when the lab table had a very confused look on their face. |
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Hey sailor...;)
~Me and Heavy at the battleship |
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Did you forget your shoe?
~Jo, to KO in the elevator
Damn it! Your right!
~KO, who only had her boot on one foot and no shoe on the other |
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Hi, my name is Steph and I'm addicted to cookie dough.
~Steph B
Hi Steph!
~Me |
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Use your words!
~Me, when Jo was hitting me |
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When broccoli makes you burp, then you can talk! Until then, shh!
~Amber |
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The sheep lays eggs?
~A very confused Steph |
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When macrophages get angry, do they stomp their pseudopodia?
~Yes, it is yet another angry macrophage joke. |
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There is farmer's lung, bird fancier lung, pigeon breeder's lung...
~Dr. McQuistion
I think I've developed Leighty Tabor lung. (makes coughing sound)
~Lacey |
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SaintShdws: In my anthropology class our teacher was talking aout races and he asks every one to name a race they can think of, so every one starts saying things like African American, Asian, etc. and he writes these down on the board, one person ends up saying European Caucasion and so the teacher abreviates it as Eur Cauc (for full effect of the joke say Eur Cauc out loud). I thought it was funny, just thought you'd like to hear it. |
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I've been to Chicago once when I was little. I remember it because a turkey flew into the window of our car.
~Krissy |
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Shawn, you aren't writing.
~Dr. Wilkinson, making fun of Shawn for not knowing any of the answers on the quiz |
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I can't wear sunglasses because people always ask me if they are bent and crooked, and I say "Nope, thats my nose, thanks".
~Me |
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The word most often used to describe our national championship is indescribable.
~Me
I think I'm going to need a little more than that.
~Craig
Ok, it is very unable to be described.
~Me
Oh, now I understand!
~Craig |
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Thats as logical as a four-sided octagon!
~Leslie |
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See thats the thing about fire, its hot!
~Dr. Parrish |
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The 64th page of quotes... |
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You are the bomb. But the good kind of bomb. Not like the atomic bomb, that killed a ton of people and ruined the environment.
~Pat |
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I'm just going to keep telling people I'm 49.
~my mom
But Mom, you're only going to turn 48.
~Me
Oh yeah, you're right. And I've been telling everyone I'm 49.
~Mom, demonstrating the reason why I can't add |
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We could have taken him, but it was a small bottle of wine.
~Dr. Parrish, with me and Jess in the elevator after a guy w/ a small bottle of wine got off the elevator. |
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Oh sure, who will help me thrash the wheat?!
~Pat, at the drive in, when we all wanted a piece of his funnel cake after he stood in line by himself |
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Why aren't there snow monkeys? There are snow bears, snow cats, and snow birds. Where are the snow monkeys? |
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I heart J.P. Losman.
~Front of my t-shirt for Jacob's going away party |
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