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hendricks800  you wanna know what i learned today sqrl153: what hendricks800: don't get pregnant if you are on the basketball team hendricks800: and if you have a fake id....don't talk about it right in front of a police officer sqrl153: genius hendricks800: i know...it's a good thing they taught me this stuff otherwise i woulda done it, and then who knows where I would be

Whenever Hannah is at practice we don't run as much because Coach is in a good mood.      ~Me Then we should all bring a baby to practice!       ~Kelley

hendricks800: let's make a KO fan club hendricks800: i'll be the president sqrl153: oh wait you just want a KO fan club cuz she thinks you're good at basketball hendricks800: haha damn right hendricks800: but she's buff too and i admire that...plus i always aspired to be a red head

I've talked 79 hours on my cell phone in the past 2 weeks.      ~AT AT, thats a full time job.      ~Me

karynzwoyme22 : if there were no biology... do you think you'd be a mute?

So, perch here often? Your wings must be tired, because you've been flying through my mind all day long!     ~Me and Kyle's bird pick up lines

What family is that flower in?      ~Jess, pointing to a fake plant Fakidaisiaceae. It is a distant relative of the rubber snake and its phylogenitically related to the gummy worm.      ~Me, might have to be a bio major to get this one.

Every one!      ~Reibock

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Sorry, I wasn't paying attention, my pants were unsnapping.          ~Me

hoodSLiDiNduke01: whenever you think you suck at life, just remember that the smelly kid that sits next to you in class sucks just a tad bit more.....;-)

One more comment and I'll hit you in your marshmellowy abs.        ~Paige to Jacob

Marry for money, work for love.         ~Amber's philosphy in life

Do I have an intermediate chest? Wait, don't answer that.        ~My mom, talking about her new tool box, at least thats what I think she was talking about.

I've known since kindergarten...         ~Me and Ariel, while doing our pose

There are more bagel bites and pizza rolls if anyone wants them.        ~Ally, at our Super Bowl Party Wahoo!!         ~A very excited Julie Oh, do you want me to make them?          ~Ally

Church people my ass!        ~Katherine

Pat Summit has a lot of junk in her trunk.      ~Announcer during the Tennessee-Rutgers game

Was it his ship that shank?         ~Emmy, and thats not a typo, she really did say shank

Is the name of this movie the Muppets Take Manhatten or the Muppets Do Manhatten?       ~Melinda The Muppets Take Manhatten. The Muppets Do Manhatten is a whole different movie.         ~Me

I could never be a hair stylist because I don't want to touch people's heads.         ~Krissy Krissy, you are going to be a doctor. You'll have to touch a lot worse than people's heads.       ~Me

Wow, its a pretty quiet stadium.       ~A Cubs fan at the Cards-Cubs game, when the cubs were winning. Not as quiet as Wrigley in October!         ~Me

Wow, its like a squirrel convention.      ~Me, when there were like 10 squirrels running around the yard. Thats nuts! Get it, nuts...       ~My little cousin Adriene Ah, I love a good pun in the morning.       ~Me

Now the question is, do the voices in her head require an answer, or does that just anger them?       ~My aunt Sue, making fun of my mom for talking to herself

There's just so many of them!        ~Me explaining why I find the huge box of Dino Nuggets so funny

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Do not throw objects onto the field.        ~Announcement at Turner Field before the Braves-Cards game Does that mean I can't throw Jeff Francouer my phone number?         ~Me

Do they have a music player?       ~Julie

Can you open my beer? I have sensitive hands.      ~Jacob's next door neighbor Matt, and he was actually seriously asking me to open his beer.

She has all the Piggly Wigglies!         ~Emmy, when I was pointing out how someone had a 19th century English writer I liked.

You should keep Ben Roethlisberger, because at least then you'd have a good looking team.          ~My advice to Tyler on draft day

Are we still in Missouri?        ~Jess No, we just crossed over into Arkansas.        ~Dr. Parrish Oh! That would explain the "Keep Arkansas Beautiful" sign I just saw. I just thought that was nice of Missouri to say.       ~Me

Do you like mint juleps?      ~Ryan I don't know, I don't usually go to the Kentucky Derby.      ~Melinda

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