Even More Quotes We Know!
It's not as big as it looks.
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Steak n Shake waitress commenting on Kyle's milkshake
Do you have any inner monologue at all?
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Drew Twist, to John
It feels good when the pole vibrates.~ Kwaz
I said louder!!
  
~Jacob Harpenau
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Stick your chest out when you get to the top of the lift, Zim. Oh wait, you were.
   
~Coach Kerans
How did they know the straw was broken unless they drank out of it? Me at Fiesta Ranchera when Bella's straw was put in her drink upside down.
Jacob and Chris are getting more action in the back of my car than I ever will.
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Drew Twist
I'm Austria. I'm neutral.
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Karin Olson demonstrating her outstanding knowledge of world politics.
Church parking only. Trespassers will be baptized.
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sign on church in Bellflower
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Did you hurt your noggin?
     
~Maria
No, I hurt my my f---in head!
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AT
Its ok. I popped it back in.
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AT during the game when she hurt her knee and we asked if it was ok.
Bulva is going to be pregnant and will be like "I can't eat, I'm gaining weight."
    
~Lindsey S.
Are we stopped at a green light?
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Craig Holstein, when Jacob stopped at a green light
What? They have a suicide every Thanksgiving?
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My mom, when my cousin said they had a foodfight every Thanksgiving
I like your pants. Where did you get them? ~AT

Farm and Fleet. ~Me
Its like a dead baby joke. You just don't do that. ~Chris Bateman
I'm George Washington! ~KO, commenting on her hair.
I'll spread 'em for ya Aud. ~KO, during scouting report
Name 2 movies that starred Jennifer Gray and Patrick Swazey.~Craig

Dirty Dancing and Creature from the Black Lagoon. Patrick Swazey played the creature." ~Me

And she played the lagoon!~Pat
Bastards!! ~Superbowl Party motto
Dribble, dribble, foul me, foul me!!
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My philosophy when I have to go to my left
Rocks by mountains look like sheep! ~how could I have forgotten this one for so long?!
Does that guy have binoculars?! ~KO, while we were watching film of the North Central game

Hey! Thats my grandpa! ~
Me, it really was my grandpa and yes he watches our games w/ binoculars
If they had costumes this would be the best sport ever! ~Steph Olson while watching table tennis on ESPN
I feel like a college girl! ~Monica's mom
Uno! ~Kwaz

Dos! ~Kira

Damn! ~
Me
You rox w/ an x and rulz w/ a z!
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Jacob and Pat's theory about our team
You don't want to be too muscular. You'll have a life after basketball and being a husky girl isn't a good thing. ~Dr. Josefson
We beat the odds, we're like Seasbiscuit! ~Moni after we made into the NCAA tourney by being one of only 6 teams nationwide to get an at large bid
Amber: So when is your basketball party?

Me: Why are you coming?

Amber: Where there be college boys there?

Me: Yeah drunk ones.

Amber: Those are my favorite kind!
I can burb the alphabet! Burp...A ...burb B...I'm working on C!~Autumn
Jamie: I spiked the ball w/ my left hand today!

Me: Arent you left handed?

Jamie: Yeah but I spike right handed.

Me: You are the most screwed up person I know! Just pick a hand already!
Next time your friend decides to take off his shirt tell him to work out some and maybe work on that tan a bit ~Heavy commenting on Craig taking off his shirt
n8baller13: so you just gonna be sittin around getting fat now?

Auto response from sqrl153: makin some supper...

n8baller13: oh...guess so
Lots More Quotes We Know!!
Are we stopped at a green light?
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Jacob when Craig stopped at a green light...ah the irony!