| Lots More Quotes We Know!! |
| Noble gases! Kiss our acids! ~Me, Nathan, and Johns Chemistry chant |
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| That's a tractor? That's not what I expected. ~Monica when she saw the tractor at my grandpa's |
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| He's not the brightest crayon in the jar...I mean box. ~Monica Balcer |
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| You can't spell Caucasian without Asian! ~The random Korean girl at Jacob's party |
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| Can't forget the permit. We need that before we can kill things. ~Dr. Toepfer |
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| Things we used to yell in JV softball (and they were all true): Kristy gets pooped on! Carly eats dirt for 9 dollars! Liz eats all the meatballs! Dana falls for guys in prison! Brad eats dog biscuits! |
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| Have you ever tried to catch the ball but you had a paddle in your hand? ~Jo when she tried to catch the ping pong ball w/ the hand that she was holding the paddle with. |
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| Horses work at glue plants? ~A very confused Abby G |
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| Did you just inhale your nose in my office? ~Coach Kerans |
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| Some people may not like us, but everyone hates you! ~I'll just let you guess who that one is about ;) |
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| This is a good hotdog...thats a nice fire you got there... ~My dad, over and over again |
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| A Zimmerman in water? Thats like an oxymoron. ~My aunt when she found out that my research involved wading in creeks to catch fish. |
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| How does the cat know when you are going to open the card? ~Pat, with perhaps the funniest comment ever about a greeting card |
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| I have a funny story. So I was cold one night when I went to bed so I put a hoody on and put the hood over my head and went to bed. Then when I woke up the hood was still on my head! ~Jamie Hendricks, who then proceeds to crack up, and yes that was the entire story |
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| Kuba021: but it was hilarious, now she is in a cast and crutches ~wow, Kira is so nice sometimes! |
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| I am the fire (long pause) queen. ~Me |
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| I hope we have enough people for our softball game today. ~Me You should. You only need 5. ~My mom, demonstrating her outstanding knowledge of sports. |
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| I'm a private investigator. I'm going to see Miss Eubank! ~Nathan, commenting on our soap opera, and confirming the fact that we are definately too easily amused |
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| We're under attack (Pat when he saw the fireworks) Oh no! Missile-type objects! (Me) Quick, Go to Conseco Fieldhouse, we'll be safe there! (Pat) |
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| No missile-type objects allowed ~Sign at Conseco Fieldhouse |
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| Sometimes when something good happens to me, I like to wait 2 weeks to tell people because I like to use the word fortnight. ~Pat |
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| If you're not juggling it, there should be nothing flaming coming out of your mouth! ~Me, in a stern voice |
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| Kids these days, their parents don't love them. ~Pat, at Steak n Shake and there were a million sluttily dressed annoying junior high and high school kids there. |
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| I had a dream about midgets escaping from prison camps. (Me) Those are the kind of dreams I wish I had so I could talk to people about them, but I'm never that lucky. (Erin Crow) |
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| Spiderman has more rogues than what I have in my bank account. (Drew) What does that mean? (Craig) Theres a lot of them. (Drew) |
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| I'm not pressuring you, I'm telling you! ~Kira Bulva |
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| I thought they were the same person. ~My mom, commenting on the fact that Craig and Drew look alike. |
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