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What is Casablanca?
    
~Craig, while playing Simpsons Jeopardy, trying to name a Hitchcock horror movie
karynzwoyme22: HAHA

Auto response from sqrl153: My funny somewhat embarrising, somewhat insulting story for the day: so I was at the disc shooting baskets when these 2 girls, probably like 10 years old, started watching me shoot. They watched me for awhile, then they would come walk towards me like they were going to talk to me, but were too embarased or scared or whatever so they would run off. Finally one of them came up to me and asked "Are you Angela that plays for Millikin?" Somewhat shocked, I replied, "No, but I play for Millikin. I'm Laura, number 15" "Oh" they said and ran off. It must have been the fact that I was missing all of my shots, even my layups that made them confuse me for Angela...
karynzwoyme22: z... the story, it's hilarious
karynzwoyme22: you should have told them yes and really missed all your shots, maybe tripped and fell a couple of times...
karynzwoyme22: haha
Did I just sshh you? Cuz I didn't mean to.
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Rachel Wanderer, she fell asleep watching the movie and woke up long enough to sshh Lacey who was talking
Mine are too small, my hands that is...
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Steph Banuelos, ahh the fun of rommate bonding time
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Now I want McDonalds. I think this commercial backfired.
    
~Me, when the Subway commercial compared the fat in a big mac and a Sub sandwich.
Can we swing by the hospital so I can get a skin graft for my blister?
   
~Me
Who says that? I would have said can we go to Walgreens so I can get a bandaid.
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Jo
Questions People Have Asked Alayna:

What nationality are you?
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Steph B.

What is your full last name?
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Jo Conner

Is it a Jewish thing?
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Angela Vollmer

How did you get into college?
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Rachel Pelc
Ow! That really hurt!
   
~Me, after KO punched me for making fun of the fact she wasn't bagging any groceries.

Well you hurt my feelings!
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KO
I'm a little lady...
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Steph, reading off my shirt

Knight.
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Me, pointing to the picture of the knight on my shirt.

You're going to bed?
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Jo, who must not have been paying attention to the rest of the conversation.
Now the teacher will know my names not Carl!
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KO, when our professor was handing back our papers
She makes a lot of references to angels in her songs.
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Kwaz, at the Martina McBride concert
I wonder if she was in Pi-Phi?
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Me
Is Chris really pre-med?
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Me
Chris is pre-homeless.
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Scott
Your family is going to turn into the next unabombers because you are so smart.
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Thanks KO, I really appreciate that.
Just say the word basketball and Kwaz pukes.
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KO
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Did you know that if the Cardinals make it to the World Series, KO can go for free and she's not even a Cards fan. I think I'll beat her up.
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Me
I'll help, it will take 2 of us.
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Christi
You can't go to sleep w/out noise? I'll hum for you, but it won't be country!
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Riebock, to Kwaz
Do you want me to skip and jump? Because I can!
       
~Katie Wood
I hope I don't hit any cones.
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Leslie, while driving the Millivan
Its ok. I hit 3 yesterday. The first two were accidents, but I was dared to hit the third one.
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Dr. Parrish
I'm a reniscance man.
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Eric, explaining why he had several types of alchohol in front of him.

No, you're a drunk.
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My mom
Does everyone here promise to support Jeremy and Emily in their new life together, if so say I do.
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The preacher at Jeremy and Emily's wedding

I do.
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Everyone in the church

Crap! Did I just get married?!
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Eric
One time I was watching a show on Siamese twins and had an asthma attack and had to be taken to the hospital.  ~Ippel

So peanuts trigger Z's asthma, and siamese twins triggers yours?
          
~Ariel
You have to heat it?
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Me and Melinda at the exact same time when we screwed up our organic experiment for about the 5th time
Lets take down their names and send them hate mail.
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Melinda's idea for retatliation against the people who wrote our biochem final
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