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What the hell is a Billup?
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Pat
There's a girl on the team who is Jewish. For Hannukah, she would come over to Laura's aptartment to light the dradel.
      
~My Mom
Light the dradel?
        
~Me
A flaming dradel? Isn't that like a hate crime or something?
        
~My aunt Sue
Go! Go! Go!
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Coach Kerans
Go where? Go to the line, go home?
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KO
Or maybe go to hell.
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Me
Then Cam Cleeland and Kyle Turley followed us.
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Alayna
Thats always cool when football players follow you, unless of course its Mark Chumura.
      
~Jacob, w/ a great Packers joke
Well I guess I'll have to take back that present that I got you.
         
~Jacob, to my dad
Yeah, it must have been those Packer Super Bowl tickets. Won't really need those this year.
           
~Me
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Now you can't make fun of my hat, cuz your hair is a lot worse.
       
~Craig
Oh, these bows!
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My little cousin Dana, pointing to the bows in her hair, about 15 minutes after Caitlin asked her if she liked her bows.
Could you please not pass out in the bathroom, I really need to use it.
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Me, to Emily's roommate Ashley, at Jacob's New Years party

I'm in the bathroom!?
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A very confused Ashley
Our apartment is your apartment.
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Jana
Who said that? I'm going to take stuff.
         ~
Ariel
Stacey likes Ippel, puppies, and cheese, but not necessarly in that order. I however, like fish, pudding, and Stacey, in that order.
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Our note to Riebock in the van on the way back from Illinois College
Who needs Tisha when you have me!
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Trotter
I love tissue!
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A girl in my microbiology class when she made another good stain for a microscope slide
Viral menigisitis is going around.
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Heavy

Viral menigisitis? Is that an STD?
           ~
AT
So is a magnet like a rock or something?
         ~
A random question from Abby G
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If he could swim like me, he would have made it. And by would have made it I mean drown, so yeah he definately would have made it.
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Me, while watching Van Helsing
When you put macrophages in a test tube with bacteria, they get angry.
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Dr. McQuistion

Angry macrophages? Is that anything like an angry Coach Kerans?
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Me, and at least Lacey found it funny...must be a bio major thing
Its just basketball.
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Lady in the mall
Just basketball? Its just basketball to Wheaton.
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Kwaz
Yeah, and its just basketball to Wash U.
To Millikin, "just basketball" means SWEET SIXTEEN.
       ~
Me
I scored 94 points, and I'm not even cocky.
            
~AT, who ended up w/ a record 104 points in the Calvin game
Now treat your unknown bacteria as if its your pet.
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Dr. McQuistion
I'm pretty excited about this, my fish just died last week so know at least I'll have my bacteria to take care of.
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A girl in my microbiology lab
Aud, did you notice that I just got subbed in for my defense?!
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Me, during the Calvin game when I was the defensive sub (no really, I was!)
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Don't ask me what the chemical is, because I don't know and I don't care.         ~Dr. McQuistion
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