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| Ever wanted to write a letter to your favorite DBZ character? Well now you can! I've gathered up the DBZ crew, and with a little threatening...er...I mean friendly persuasion, I've convinced them to read and respond to their fans' letters! Simply send your letter to this address, and within a couple days, your letter will be answered here! Why wait?! |
| Dear Vegeta, Hi! This is so cool! I just wanted to know why you find it so important to best Goku in strength. I mean, I think it's pretty good to be the second strongest warrior in the universe...Don't you? Besides, you're a prince! That's got to count for something, right? Sincerely, Sassy |
| Vegeta's Response |
| Sassy, That's a nice name...FOR A CAT MAYBE!! Besting Kakarotto is so important because it keeps me busy during the day. What else do I have to work toward? Like you said, I'm the second strongest warrior in the universe, so I have no one else to best! I pity Kakarotto to be quite honest with you. Being the strongest, the poor baka has nothing to work toward and as a result, he's resorted to spending his days watching some chunky lady named Oprah on tv! He's become so emotional that he cries whenever he sees a sunset!! So basically, I'm not trying to become the most powerful being in the universe... I'm trying to NOT become like the strongest warrior in the universe! It's terrifying! That third class baka actually tried to hug me the other day! He said I needed it!! *shivers* So there you go, cat girl. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm missing Oprah...AH! I mean, I'm falling behind on my very manly training! Vegeta p.s. Being a prince doesn't count for beans anymore, woman! My only subject cries if he steps on a bug! A BUG! |
| Dear Piccolo-sama, Have you ever thought about getting a girl friend? If so, I know a lot of girls who think you're cute. Thank you for reading my letter, Emily |
| Piccolo's Response |
| Emily, Yes, I was ignorant enough to consider getting a girl friend at one point. But that's when I thought you could just go pick one up at your local super market. I know better now. After getting to know ChiChi and Bulma, I've decided that I'm not strong enough to handle that kind of relationship. Vegeta's barely hanging onto his sanity as it is... There's also the little fact that Namek's are asexual, but we won't go into that right now. Tell your friends that they should take a trip to my home planet. I need to get even with a few guys there anyway, and sending a bunch of rapid fan girls to their planet is the perfect revenge. Piccolo |
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