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| That's right, pitiful humans! I, Prince Vegeta, have finally gotten my own page on this miserable site! It's about time! I didn't know how many more times I could give Lauryn an indian burn without damaging my gloves! Now having lived on this planet for several years now, I've come across many things in the human culture that proves a million times over that you're all a bunch of bakas! There is no need for any outsiders to destroy this planet because human kind is doomed by their own stupidity! When you see the list I've put together below, you may think that I made it all up, but believe me, not even I could come up with things like that! It's all 100% real! Now behold! Your own stupidity is immense! |
| 1. There are actually handicap parking spaces in front of a skating rink! 2. Humans tend to order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke! 3. Banks leave both doors wide open, yet they chain worthless pens to the counters. 4. You people buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buy the buns in packages of eight. 5. You morons have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering! WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?! 6. A pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance... which is good for a Saiyajin. 7. The slowest traffic of the day was given the name 'rush hour'. Now if all that wasn't bad enough, I've noticed that household items tend to have the DUMBEST messages on the packages! It's hard to believe, but here are some actual warnings and instructions that you humans felt necessary to print. 1. German hairdryer - "Do not use while sleeping." (But isn't that the best time?) 2. bag of Fritos - "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary! Details inside." (So... does this mean it's ok to steal it? Work with me, people!!) 3. Dial soap - "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that is... how?) 4. Tesco's Tiramisu dessert - (printed on bottom) : "Do not turn upside down." (Too late...) 5. Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - "Product will be hot after heating." (NEWS FLASH!) 6. On iron package - "Do not iron clothes on body." (Kakarotto learned this the hard way.) 7. Nytol Sleep Aid - "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Whoa! Good thing they said something!!) 8. most Christmas lights - "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Is there another dimension I'm not aware of?) 9. Sunsburg's peanuts - "Warning: Contains nuts." (Give me a break! Even Kakarotto figured that one out!) 10. American Airlines peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat peanuts." (Well that was helpful!) 11. Swanson frozen dinners - "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (*shakes head in pity*) 12. Boot's Children Cough Medicine - "Do not drive a car or operate machinery while taking this medication." (Hey! If a five year old can do all that, then I say let them!) 13. Child's Superman costume - "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." (Good thing Trunks could already fly... Otherwise, that could have gotten pretty ugly.) 14. Swedish chainsaw - " Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (I think you should try it. Go ahead.) |
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