Has the fact that you're completely psyco managed to escape your attention! -Bianca Stratford

My insurance does not cover pms- Walter Stratford

Hello Katarina make anybody cry today?-Walter
Sadly no but it's only 4:30. - Kat Stratford

I burn, I pine, I perish -Cameron
   Of course you do.- Michael

Joey: Mr. Morgan is there any way we can get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class

Michael: Sweet love, renew thy force.
Patrick: Don't say shit like that to me People can hear you .

Chasisty: I know you can be underwhelmed and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?
Bianca: I think you can in Europe.

Bianca: Are you asking me out? That's so cute. What's your name again?

WalterStratford: I'm down , I've got the 411 and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy I don't care how dope his ride is My mama didnt raise no foo'

Bianca: You don't buy black underwear unless you want somevody to see it.

Kat: Romantic? Hemingway? He was and abusive alcoholic misogynist who sqaundered half his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers

Kat: You're not as vile as I though you were

Patrick: why is everyone so hot for this girl?  Has she got beer-flavored nipples?

Kat: Remove head from sphincter, then drive!

Kat: I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. i hate it when you stare i hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind i hate you so much it makes me sick ; it ev en makes me rhyme i hate it i hate the way youre always right i hate it wehn you lie i hate it when you make laugh even worse when you make me  cry . i hate it that youre not around, and the fact that you didnt call but mostly i that the way i odnt hate you not even close not even a little bit not even at all.

Michael: I have a dick on my face dont i?

Cameron: I learned French for you!

ok thats only a sample there are more at


10 things I hate about you quotes
great movie not only based on taming of the shrew by Billy Shakespare but starring Julia Stiles and Heath Ledger This movie is dripping with scarcastic humor. If you have the means I highly reccomend watching it
http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0147800