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| Knights of Camelot: We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork im-pec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. We're knights of the Round Table our shows are for-mi-dable. but many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot we sing form the diaphragm a lot. In war we're tough and able, quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin bests and impersonate Clark gable it's a busy life in Camelot [solo] I have to push the pram a lot |
| Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot he was not afraid to die Oh brave Sir Robin he was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways brave, brave, brav,e brave Sir Robin he was not in the least bit scared to being mashed into a pulp or to have his eyes carved out and his elbows broken to have his kneecap split and his body burned away and his limbs all hacked and mangled. Brave Sir Robin his head smashed in and heart cut out and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged and his nostril ripped and his bottom burned of and his penis.. Srif Robin; THAT'S that's quite enough Minstrel. |
| French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I Fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! |
| Glalahad: Look, Let me face the peril! Lancelot: No, no it's much too perilous! |
| Arthur: Is there someone else up there we could talk to ? French Soldier: No, now go away before I taunt you a second time. |
| Black Knight: have at you! Arthur: you are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine BK: Oh, had enough eh? A: Look you stupid b@$!@&% You've got no arms left! BK : yes i have A: Look! BK: Just a flesh wound! |
| Bedevere: What makes you think she is a witch? Peasant: Well she turned me into a newt Bedevere: A Newt? Peasant:[thinking] I got better.. Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY! |
| FRENCH KNIGHT: You don't frighten us , English pig dogs! go and boil your bottoms you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you , so - called "Arthutr King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. |
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