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| Important!!! The author of this website does not take responsibilty for the users of these recipes who may not follow these recipes and who may get sick from their own cooking. DAGOBAH STEW In Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, we travel to Dagobah in search of a Jedi Master named Yoda. But who knew this Jedi Master was also a master chef? The following recipe is for a dish he served to Luke Skywalker. It is a stew. Ingredients: 20 Beef cubes 1 & 1/2 cups Turnips 1 can Beef Broth 6 cups water 1/2 cup Spinach 1/4 teaspoon Nutmeg 1 tablespoon Sage salt to taste Makes 3/4 servings Brown beef cubes in butter on low/medium heat in a medium/ large saucepan ( depending on how many servings you want) until, well, brown. Add 1 can of beef broth, 6 cups of water, 1 tablespoon of sage, 1/4 teaspoon of nutmeg, 1 & 1/2 cup of turnips peeled and cut into irregular cubes, and 1/2 cup of spinach. Let cook on low/medium heat for 1 & 1/2 hours. Serve in irregularly made wooden bowls. If you want to go the extra parsec, you can serve it to guests from an actiual kettle with a ladle like the one Luke uses. You can dress up your dining table with herbs, roots, and a rubber snake or two. Now for a Jedi it is time to eat as well! AUNT BERU'S BLUE MILK Who can forget the infamous blue milk!? It has become somewhat of a cult character and pop culture icon itself. This one is also probably the easiest to make. Ingredients: 1 glass of milk (skim or 1 or 2 % seem most authentic...) 2-4 drops blue food coloring Makes 1 serving Simply pour your milk into a glass and add 2 to 3 (maybe more) drops of food coloring and stir until fully mixed and you have a liquid that is an opaque light blue. This drink is best served in a Tupperware/Rubbermaid type plastic tumbler. SHMI'S PORRIDGE Although not the most visually appealing dish, Shmi's porridge deserves recognition as authentic Star Wars cuisine. It is supposed to be made from food pellets or packets that Qui-Gon Jinn gave her for her trouble in taking on extra guests for supper. Ingredients: 1 cup oatmeal water milk Makes 1 serving Basically we are followig the recipe for oatmeal for this dish. This is best served on a white plastic plate. Add a bowl of wierd friuts to yourtable such as tiny apples, kiwis, starfruit, or figs. Coming Soon: FREIGHTER SOUP DINNER FOR TWO ON NABOO LUKE'S REBEL ISSUE GRANOLA STICKS BESPIN BRUNCH JABBA'S PADDY FROG SEBULBA'S CHUBA MOS ESPA CAFE CANTINA CONCOCTIONS *Note: If you ever make this or any other Star Wars like dish, please send me a photo to post or a description or tips on how you made it! Thanks! F.Y.I. A traditional Agamarian dish is mugrebe stew, made from bark, roots, and meat. (BM) Other Corellian traditions include enjoying ryshrate, a dark brown sweet cake made with vweliu nuts, which is traditionally baked and served at important celebrations. (BM) On Ryloth, raw fungi and cowlike rycrits are raised for food. (BM) Kabe can be seen drinking juri juice, her one great vice. (BM) Jabba was sometimes known to snack on live paddy frogs from Klatooine, served in brandy to keep them from attacking and killing each other. (BM) Four years afet the battle of Endor, the Kubaz negotiated with the Barabel to purchase body parts of the humanoid insects known as verpine to use in their cuisine. Insects are considered a true delicacy on Kubindi and the civilized, cultured Kubaz have organized their society around insect-trading circles. (BM) In the Phantom Meance PC Game, a Mos Espa merchant offers up Dewback Stew for sale. Another merchant offers dung worms. Qui-Gon Jinn is served juri juice in the Mos Espa Arena bar. In Timothy Zahn's novel Heir to the Empire, Lando drinks hot chocolate. In Tales of the Jedi the Collection by Tom Veitch, nutmeat and stennes lizard pie are consumed. In Jedi Apprentice: the Fight for Truth by Jude Watson, quinto grain is eaten. Anakin buys four pallies from Jira. (PMIG) Jar Jar Binks eats a clam he has retireved from a murky Naboo swamp and swallows it one big gulp. (PMIG) Qui-Gon Jinn gives Shmi Skywalker four small food capsules. (PMIG) Blumbush is a species of fruit bearing plant native to the planet Endor and other worlds. The blumfruits are a favorite component of the Ewok diet. On Naboo, the Gungans have been known to use fermented blumfruit juice as a disinfectant and adhesive. (PMIG) Chuba although the Huttese word for "you" also refers to certain amphibians, such as gorgs, which form an important part of the Huttese diet. (PMIG) Dresselian beer is a cheap drink with a foul odor. (PMIG) Dweezels are a foodstuff sold at food stalls in Mos Espa. They are gooey but nutritious. (PMIG) An oorg is a pink, sluglike creature raised as livestock on Crea. (PMIG) A ruby bliel is a gooey drink sold at stalls in Mos Espa on Tatooine. Anakin skywalker and his friend Kitster enjoyed drinking ruby bliels. (PMIG) Ithorians are staunch herbivores. Hammerhead is an Ithorian. (PMIG) Sources: BM=Behind the Magic CD-Rom PMIG=Phantom Menace Insider's Guide CD-Rom |
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| INTRODUCTION: Welcome, citizens, to Dex's Diner! The title of my website: Star Wars Living is a take on Martha Stewart's Living. I want not only to give you ideas on how to decorate your home like Star Wars but to give tips on how to eat like the citizens of the Star Wars galaxy. Here you will find delicious fare from all corners of the galaxy be it Aunt Beru's blue milk or Yoda's homy Dagobah stew. The following are recipes that I have put together based on foods and dishes you actually see in the actual Star Wars saga and are meant to not only look but taste like other worldly treats. If you want Wookiee Cookies, you will have to buy those Star Wars cookbooks, because here, we only serve authentic Star Wars galaxy cuisine. |
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| Legal note: Star Wars belongs to like George Lucas and stuff so it's like copyrighted by him or something. Star Wars Living: Interior Design with Star Wars and The Complete Wermo's Guide to Huttese and Other Star Wars Languages was thunk up by me and is my intellectual property so no copying without my permission or you'll be in big trouble with the Feds and me and my lawyer and the President and a whole bunch of other unruly people! |