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Steffen visits:    first stop Egypt

Breaking news:

Steffen Buys bow for his two arrows

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"Steffen is under no circumstances allowed to use his bow"-his mum

Update!-

Osama lanches attack with his deadly trained assain sharks ( minus Dr Evils suggestion for lazers)

war news

Gerbil racetrack installed throughout main school block.

Other headlines

In what is sure to create mass underage gambling and gerbil deaths, WBGS is in the process of installing a state of the iraq..?art raceway. Based on the popular F-zero tracks of nintendo fame, gerbils must negotiate insane verticle sections and potholed alumium death fields. This is all expected at the speed of 1230m/s in order to mantain efficiency accross the network. in another twist it is emerging that they may also be expected to carry small leather satchels to deliver an 'instant messaging service' throughout the school.    Neither Mr Post nor Mr Monks was not availiable to comment on the scheme. Expect news of race results as they break.      ( though at present neither the start nor finish  has been located, hinting at 'survival', last gerbil alive, contests)

MIIB new posters revealed in america to support war on iraq/terrorism

Entertainment news

New 'Animatrix' shots

Shelved 'Ani-austin Powers' film exposed

Thanks to recent contact with Greame, the neglected issue of where, how and why you staash a dooda has resurfaced. This quest must now be resumed with utmost urgency. Any answers or information which would cast light (hopefully not doubt) on the issue would be welcomed to the usual email adress.

Email of the Day/week/year

From our North American correspondant H Shah

(don't ask why/how he know about E.European affairs- i don't know)

Archduke Ferdinand found alive - first world war a mistake

Ed- personally Mr Shah i think that is way too sensitive, this site must remain politically correct.

Steffen is proud to announce that this site has just recently won an award! This just goes to demonstrate the passion and dedication which goes into making this wondeful site and he would just like to thank all his avid followers and fans and other people for their continuing support during many truely ......     (edited to save your sanity so you can continue to enjoy the rest of the site)