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WEIRD SCIENCE

Last update: November 9, 2003

"They're gonna shit EGG ROLLS"

GARY WALLACE

"Well my nuts are halfway up ass but other than that I'm perfect!"

WYATT O'DONELLY

"Gary was just taking a shit."

LISA

"If you get a chance, shower with them. It's a mind scrambler."

CHET

"You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue."

MAX & IAN

"I'm shitting in my pants!"

"WEIRD SCIENCE" - Oingo Boingo, music video screen caps

"Mom, I never tossed off to ANYTHING!"