JAG Quotes
Critical Condition
Mac is not dressed.
Mac: Who is it?
Harm: Harm.
Mac: Oh, just a second.
Harm: Come on Mac. Whatcha doing? Open up.
Mac: Packing...
Harm: Well, come on, open up. I'll help you.
Mac: I'm also dressing.
Harm: I can help you with that too.
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Mac can't decide what book to bring....
Harm: I know....(rips the books in half)
Mac: Harm!!???
Harm: Well, just take the parts you haven't read.
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Promised Land
Mac: We sell.
Harm: That was my idea.
Mac: Offer six months, say yes to one year confinement.
Harm: You notice we're thinking a lot alike.
Mac: That's something isn't it.
Harm: How do you account for that?
Mac: A rip in the space time continuum.
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Harm: You need to stop finishing my sentences.
Mac: Stop starting mine....
Both put their chopsticks into the food together.
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Family Business
Mac: What you have is a dead man's hand?
Harm: Someone spike your cereal this morning, Col?
Mac: No, just feeling good in general.
Harm: What's your secret?
Mac: I had a vision...
Harm: Uh oh!
She proceeded to tell him about Lt. Singer and her asssignment to the Seahawk.
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Mac: Bags packed Lt.?
Singer: I'm not leaving until Tuesday, ma'am.
Mac: Right......
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Dangerous Games
Mac: You sure you don't have other motives for keeping an eye on Cmdr. Manetti.
Harm: Well, I've always had a thing for Italian women, Mac.
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Harm: I'm finding it hard to dislike her.
Mac: Oh, I can help you with that.
Harm: What happened to female solidarity?
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Harm: Alright Admiral. I'll gas up Sarah.
Admiral: Sarah - I didn't know you named your stearman after Col. Mackenzie.
Harm: It's after my grandmother, Admiral.
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In Thin Air
Harm: I'm fired.....(disbelief shown on his face)
Admiral: Commander, I believe the word is severed.
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Harm: Do I give you nightmares?
Mac: (blank stare)
Harm: What?!
Mac: I have to talk to someone. Be safe up there Harm.
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Offensive Action
Tiner: We nailed those flowers, didn't we sir!
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Discussion about Uma Thurman and the Lt.
Harm: Alright, so's the Lt. I mean he's not beautiful, I mean he's fine....
He's okay, he's a good looking guy......
Tracey: You can leave it at that sir.
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Mac: (To Harm) You're arrogant, which can seem chauvanistic.
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