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| Name: Mark Havilland A.K.A: 'Crazy Man' D.O.B: 12th April 1980 Character Description: |
| Best Moment: Destroying the world when he met Nick Garnier Worst Moment: Almost dying when battling his clone. |
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| Name: Jack Kenningson A.K.A: 'Mental Man' D.O.B: 16th December 1979 Character Description: |
| Best Moment: Discovering that Ricki Fuckstick Wankland's dad is a donkey. Worst Moment: Almost getting caught by the farmer who owns Ricki's dad. |
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| Name: Harry Thompson D.O.B: 1st April 1995 (yes, he's 8 years old) Character Description: |
| Best Moment: Liking the Bum Bandit. Worst Moment: Thinking the Sheriff turned into chocolate when he got shot. |
| Crazy Man suffers from Neuropsychobia, a disease that affects the brain. Crazy Man has it so bad, he sees the world as he wants, he is totally disconnected from reality, and he believes he does more than he really does. |
| Mental Man also suffers from Neuropsychobia, but not as badly as Crazy Man. He basicly hates anything that dosn't explode or destroy. He is the only person who can safely approach Crazy Man and visits him occasionly. He hunts down and takes the piss out of everything he hates. |
| Harry suffers from a disease which makes his body grow extremely rapidly. Unfortunatly, what he gains in size, he loses in mental ability. This means that he is very idiotic and foolish. Harry has a job in the Sheriff's office and likes to eat chocolate. |
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| Name: Barry Munster D.O.B: 30th October 1982 Character Description: |
| Barry was born with a major malfunction with his body, he is alergic to water. When his body touches water, he transforms into a raging violent monster and attacks anything he sees. |
| Best Moment: Breaking free and killing the Afgan terrorists when taken hostage Worst Moment: Not noticing that a bank was being robbed |
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| Name: Rose Pompous A.K.A. Silly Bint D.O.B: 12th June 1892 Character Description: |
| Rose was born into a very rich family, but she never fit in. She sailed upon the Titanic and when it sank she went back to her home country and set up a more normal life with her new friend Terry Turd. Barry Munster is Rose's great grand son. |
| Best Moment: Cutting Jack's chains with a Banana Worst Moment: Getting taken hostage both by Afgans and a Bank Robber. |
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| Name: Terry Turd D.O.B: April 14th 1912 (The day the Titanic sank) Character Description: |
| Terry was born the same day as the Titanic sank. He came from the rear end of a night watchman after he ate a large pie and was very ill. Terry was a significant Turd, he had eyes, a nose and a mouth. He escaped from the tiolet, and just when the Titanic was sinking, he found Silly Bint and they were friends for ever more. |
| Best Moment: Going inside an Afgan and exploding lining his guts with poo. Worst Moment: Getting troddon on by Jack when he was roaming around on the Titanic. |
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| Name: William Wee D.O.B: May 1st 1977 Character Description: |
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| William Wee was created by a Drunk Morris Dancer on a very hot May Day in 1977. William was originally splashed all over the May Day pole and had to be cleaned off before anyone could go near it. When rthe Janitor came near him he suddenly jumped off as fast as he could and flowed down to Silly Bints house where he made friends with her. |
| Best Moment: Throwing himself at O'Shamus Bin Liner. Worst Moment: Getting trapped by Afgans and put into a leak proof bowl.. |
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| Name: Peter Stationry A.K.A Cricket Man D.O.B: August 13th 1987 Character Description: |
| Peter was bitten by a Radioactive Cricket while doing a School Project with his Ukranium Step-Father. He inherited the power and abilities of a cricket, and decided to become a super hero, known as Cricket Man. |
| Best Moment: Foiling Donald McRonald's evil plan to take over the world.. Worst Moment: Getting fooled into a fight with a X-Terminator Tea-800 Model 1oh1 |
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| Name: Dorothy Pompous A.K.A. Evil Bint D.O.B: January 15th 1895 Character Description: |
| Dorothy was lost at birth bacause she got straight up and jumped out of the window, landing in a fish transporting carrage of a train. She was found by Cat Underground Patrol, (C.U.P) and was returned to her sister, Silly Bint after the sinking of the Titanic. Dorothy is very evil and loves to inflict pain on people she hates. |
| Best Moment: Biting the nose off of O'Shamus Bin Liner. Worst Moment: Getting captured in the first place. |
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| Name: Monkey Mook D.O.B: July 11th 1994 Character Description: |
| Monkey was born in London Zoo, but was thrown out by his Mum and Dad for being too disruptive. He went on a long adventure, after that, including a trip to Jamaica, starting a company with a tramp and meeting the Shampoo crew. Monkey loves to play around and often annoys others arround him. |
| Best Moment: Managing to resist giving away the codes to MC1408, the machine that stores all data about every character. Worst Moment: Getting captured in the first place. |
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| Name: Jim Remington D.O.B: 26th November 1973 Character Description: |
| Jim is a secret agent whose life seems to always be messed up. He is always being shot at, blown up, captured, beaten up or just eaten by zombies. Jim killed Kun Wam Big Head in his first mission, and helped to destroy the Brolly Corporation. His favourite Weapon is the RPG.. |
| Best Moment: Killing Kun Wam Big Head after he came back from the dead. Worst Moment: Getting captured by the Brolly Corporation. |
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| Name: Lucy Croft D.O.B: 2nd February 1975 Character Description: |
| Lucy was kidnapped by Kun Wam Big Head and put up for ranson due to her rich parents. Fortunately she was rescuied by Jim. She helped destroy Brolly and rescued Jim with the help of Mickarlnick.. Her favourite Weapon is the M60. |
| Best Moment: Killing the Giant G-Virus Monster, the 'Hammer Head' Worst Moment: Shooting the RPG the wrong way |
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| Name: Mickarlnick Heckler D.O.B: 7th March 1970 Character Description: |
| Mickarlnick is a Columbian freedom fighter. He was fighting against Brolly when he met Lucy, and helped her save Jim. He was badly scarred when fighting against a Tea 800 X-Terminator and wears a beret to hide this scar and hates it when anyone even touches it. if it is removed by the enemy, Mickarlnick becomes very stressed and becomes better during fire fights. |
| Best Moment: Managing to carry on even after being shot through the chest. Worst Moment: Getting shot down whilst flying the F-14 |
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| Name: Psycos Kalashnikov D.O.B: 7th March 1969 Character Description: |
| Psycos is a Russian ex special forces soldier who carries on fighting against evil forces, like Brolly. He is an excellent shot and joined Jim, Lucy and Mickarlnick during their attack on Brolly. His favourite weapon is a Dessert Eagle and has basic training in explosives. |
| Best Moment: Managing to abseil into a moving helicopter. Worst Moment: Failing to prevent Jim from being shot. |