Hello, the following is some of my current news, for the "less current news" please click here. Thank you for being intrested in the news for this little site.

TO YEAR 2000's NEWS!

June 24, 2002

Just thought you'd like to know that I still work on my sites, just dont write news anymore.

February 22, 2002

okay everyone, although i have been updating my sites, i do not really have the time, or want to put in the effort it takes to write in the news section. Judging by the fact that noone reads these fucking things anywho, im just going to stop posting new ones, for at least a temporary time *of about a year* or maybe more. Thanks for reading! Why dont you read somthing more interesting under one of the topics to the left?

August 12, 2001

well i havnt been working on my site very much latly. Even though you can expect another zerginator soon and an update on the 'me' section with more boring questions about me answered. Ive been having some problems with my guestbook, so i dont know if it will will working currently.

June 13, 2001

Hay everyone. I havnt posted any news latly, (heh, like anyone looks at all) recently ive been ignoring my site =) answering emails about xanth but my question is does any of these morons even look at my other sites? i dont think they notice. Hell, if you got this far you probably have already seen everything because my design isnt looking good. The problem is that, i need to fix the layout for my newest site, because i dont want it to be bad that way! anyways, till later.

May 4, 2001

Somthing terrible happened in the name of worms everywhere. On this day many worms died in an disection of them in my school. You must help the fight of keeping worms rights, and honor! GO WORMS!

April 30, 2001

Yay me, i got lot done, PLUS GUESS WHAT? a whole new page is being built. I reliezed my xanth site isnt even about xanth, but fantasy in general. So im sorta spliting it up a bit, so the xanth stuff stops clashing with fantasy. Of course, xanth isnt fantasy, or a book series, xanth is a religon. :) Okay, im jk so dont get up on me about that last sentence guys! Anywho, expect lots of deleting and crashing in the Xanthians territory, and alot of building and construction in the Fantasy Palace. Oh, an by the way, my dumbass guestbook server crashed and i lost all the guestbook entrys. You might wanna look over it and re-sign that sucker :)

April 8, 2001

Spring break started, and as soon as i run outta things to do, im gonna be working on the site lots and lots. So yay me! By the way, id like to ask everyone to complain to your local school that spring break here is a different week than spring break at andrews house. Plus spring break here is a different time than at kristens house too! Grrr... (and let none of us forget that the stupid tree has spring break at a different time too...

April 2, 2001

yesterday was april fools, aint i such a kidder? hehe. Anyways, guess what! I got my new zergy up! zerginator 1! it is really cool, and im working on number 2, yay me! even cooler, i added alot to the 'other movie' section of my zerginator site, and i even changed the color of the link bar to the left, because most computers cant see that it was green, too dark of a color. Blue is much more visible. Nuh uh, no april foolz, i actually got somthing done =)

April 1, 2001

Ive decided that im going to shut down all my sites. I will start all over again, but no more xanth starcraft and matrix, now its just gonna be porn porn porn! yay! so come back in a day to visit wormys porn site! (april fools)

March 14, 2001

I just reliezed that my latest zerginator was messed up. I fixed it though. Nothing on the other series section, but that is okay.

March 9, 2001

I have sorta done a little more with the other series section. Plus im doing a really special zerginator, it is ZERGINATOR 1. The first one, which doesnt include any of the charaters, all it has is zergs and stuff being created. Its gonna be pretty good. Thats all i have to say now.

March 6, 2001

Lalala, i finished my latest zerginator, not as good as i wanted, but it is done, and fairly funny. So, 1 down 3 to go huh? Well, okay, i will try my hardest. *sigh* I started on that whole thing with changing my Incarnations section into a "other series" section. But i havnt done it yet.

March 2, 2001

Id just like to remind everyone to stop sending me emails in response to my last news entry. I know that all of your emails say "yeah, we noticed." Its not funny anymore. I dont appreciate people telling me im an idiot, i already know. I thought i made that clear.

March 1, 2001

Bad news, im an idiot. I dont want to work on this anymore, its pissing me off. I will make myself aventually. i started it when i was bored over summer really... I would work on the site more, but everytime i get ready to do it, somone comes online that i want to talk to :( Its always funner than working on this. I think i need to finish my matrix site soon, i am going too slow with that. Anywayz, till laters.

Febuary 21, 2001

Okay, im back from my trip :P And i am back on my to do list, except i added another detail. Got a good idea for my next zerginator short story. Ill get on it soon. Before I do the screensavers or after? i havnt decided yet. Oh well, i suppose ill do it before everything else. Maybe ill start next month... Plus i have 30 new emails after being gone so long :( That will steal some time. Okay, thats all.

Febuary 16, 2001

Yep, its true. Im gonna be gone for like 5 days, so no updates will take place during that time. Im sorry. I am going to have so many emails! They just build up so fast! Oh well, itll give me somthing to do. Even though since i already have 4 things on my "to do" list. What are they? Oh, well, first of all, i am going to change my incarnations of immortality site (for all those xanth fans) into a "other piers books" page. This will be a biggy, including a list of all his books, and a summery of some of his other series that ive read. Second, i am going to finish my latest zerginator which ive been putting off. Third, im going to make some xanth screensavers, im sure everyone will like that! After that i will finish my directory section, which i doubt anyone cares about anyways. Nothing to update at the matrix site... Oh, untrue, i have to finish the pictures and links section. Plus check my emails. I also have a report on bioethics due next friday. Uh oh, you know what? I dont think im gonna do any of that stuff above. Instead ill end up chatting with Kristen all day :P Oh well, too bad. you dont get an update on my page, does it really matter?

Febuary 14, 2001

Oh, i just thought id wish everyone reading this a happy valentines day!

Febuary 12, 2001

Oh, hi everyone. I just uhh, wanna apologise for my umm, "profanity" And to all you angered moms, umm... uhhh... Well, it wasnt my fault. It was PMS! yes, of course worms get it to. Oh, im a male worm huh? well guess what? there isnt a male/female worm, they are all the same. And i have to warn you, that i have a short fuse :P but right now im okay... lalala... Dont worry

Febuary 8, 2001

Everything happens for a reason huh? Everything happens for a reason my ass! agghhh!

Febuary 5, 2001

Agghh, i promise, ill work on zerginator later. You cant force me to do it! this friday remember? come back soon! By the time the first person reads this, it will already be friday, and i will already have prosponed it to a later date. So why am i wasting my time with this? humm, that is a good question. Well when i become a famous writer lots of people will pay good money to read these... "the great lysles view as a teenager" oh yeah, i can see it now! "3 sold to lysles family and 1 sold to the book burners club" thats my book! *sigh* im fooling myself again, oh well, sea ya'll! buy!

Febuary 1, 2001

i had to set back my due date for the next zerginator, sorry. Thats a shame isnt it? Well, i will have it done soon, promise. I guess you want me to go work on it right now huh? well im not gonna, muhaha! Didnt you relieze that zerginator reflects the unseen side of me? that never comes out, untill somone triggers it? Like Jerome, or Larry (may he rest in peace). Poor Larry, he just went to far.

January 29, 2001

LATEST UPDATE: this sucks! nah, really its not to bad, i just wasted some money on a system that took up my favorite domain name... Who pays money for torture? Well, it seems like i did. You cant blame me though, i didnt know it was torture when i signed up for it. Next time i do anything remind me to read the terms of services really close m-kay?

January 23, 2001

Im trying to get a rebate, but they are sending me in circles instead. Very dissappointing. Verio sucks! I need to finish my matrix screenshots... And links also. *Sigh*

January 21, 2001

So, i didnt get them to shut off the domain... Therefor there is 2 bad newes (if that is a word) and 1 good news. Goodmnews first, because im stupid and i like good news. Noone can steal Xanthians.com from me! Yay im happy! now the bad: I cant use Xanthians.com! aww, i wish i did the bad news first... Anyways, my mom is ALSO getting charged for 40 dollars. Agh! Some more good news would be nice right about now! Moms bring home taco bell?? Yay! Im so happy! See things always work out for Worms. Arnt you jelous?

January 19, 2001

Well i did it sortof, its still not exactly how i want it to be... i will try to fix it up a little later. You cant imagine how much time im wasting trying to get a domain. I dont think itll happen. They trick ya, by saying that it cost 20 bucks (per month) to get the domain (well it does) but then it cost another 30 bucks (per month) to get a server... Without a server, my sites screwed. And the cheapest server is 30 bucks, most are like a few hundred! It gives me a head ache, cause i can never get forward in this race unless i spend some money. Well its quite possible that my mom will get billed for 40 dollars from verio.com, and 30 from oocities.com because i gave both the permission to bill, but somthing went wrong. Hmmm... Well should i give up? Or waste some more money/get grounded longer? Uhhh, mom, if your reading this, dont worry, your credit card is in safe hands... MUHAHAHAHAAA!

January 8, 2001

Im trying to fix the layout if my main page, so when your on a part of it, it flips, changes color, or somthing. Ive been trying to decide exactly how. Also, im getting back to the matrix page. Ive been accepted into 2 webrings for my matrix site, yay! Ive put the facts in about the matrix 2, if your interested, go now, cause there have been lots of updates on it. Im going to try to register into yahoo for my matrix page soon. But i have to finish it first, because those guys are really picky.

January 5, 2001

Hi! Ive decided to put my most recent News thingys in at the top. Cool huh?

January 3, 2001

Well another year came, so i put all my old news in another folder, This one. Anyways, im starting out fresh, like a carrot. But more like a worm-shaped-carrot.

TO YEAR 2000's NEWS!