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Update - 5/13/02
Week two of Lil Muffin Boy's adventures finds him scampering around the land participating in Fighter's Guild missions.
Muffin Boy was simply talking a stroll across a beautiful valley when he was viciously set upon by a horde of Cliff Racers. If there's one thing Muffin Boy hates it's these flying morons. As you can clearly see, Cliff Racers don't particulary like Muffin Boy either.
Here's a shot of Muffin Boy actually doing something legit and beneficial to other people. He's clearing out a dungeon of undead freaks. Of course, his real goal are the riches held deep within the chambers of this hellhole, otherwise Muffin wouldn't bother dirting up his shiny armor.
Ahh.....why fight evil scary creatures when you can scurry back to the town limits and have the guards do it. I mean, that's what some people do. Not Muffin Boy. He just happened upon this scene outside of Caldera. True story.
HAHAHAH! While this dumb nord idiot was upstairs I stole a lil bit of his goods he left laying around the Guildhouse. Poor sap, you can see him looking at me suspiciously. Isn't amazing how innocent I look. Heheheh.....
"WHAT?!?!? NO DISCOUNT? ALL I WANT IS A FRIGGIN' HEAL POTION AND YOU CHARGE ME 17 GOLD???? DIE SCUM!!!"
MUFFIN SHOT OF THE WEEK (Quote included)
!!!!SPECIAL!!!!
The Infamous Northern Guild Quest