The Heinous Group
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The Heinous Group's Mission Statement:

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To expand and further general heinousness throughout Western Civilization for our own sick and twisted amusement."

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To serve as a clearing house of information in the service of the heinous world-wide"

"To perpetrate pranks, practical jokes and hoaxes upon  dim-witted members of the general public and mass media."

The Heinous Group also sponsors The People's Front of Judea, a paintball team that serves as an insurgent/terrorist force in scenerio play.  The Operations & Planning Commitee of the PFJ consults for scenerio players world-wide free of charge.
The World Headquarters of The Heinous Group  is located  behind a secret panel at the rear of the 4th stall in the 17th Floor Men's Room, adjacent to the offices of UNFPYI . (United Nations Fund for the Prevention of Yeast Infections)
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Disclaimer
We don't make the terrorist acts you see, we make the terrorist acts you see better!
Opinions expressed on this site are just that...opinions.  The author in no way condones any act of violence against any group or individual.  Certain areas of this site contain parody material.  Other technical information listed is for entertainment purposes only.  The author assumes no liability for for injuries occuring from the use of such information, and is broke anyway.

If you are a member of a law enforcement or military organization you must leave now, because you really should be catching bad-guys instead of wasting your time trolling for thought-crimes (as per The Constitution of the United States).
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I am a law-enforcement officer, bill collector, meter reader, televangelist, or a Shriner.  I am offended by humor, parody, and freedom of thought and speech.
Miss Cleo was struggling as a white male Animal Husbandry student at Texas A&M until we at the Heinous Group  discovered him and gave him the cash grant to fulfill his dream of becomming a black woman and telephone hotline psychic!
Send me back to Geocities Quick!