The BackDoor Boys - a greasy experience

Pete seen here with his lips
stucked together with K-Y lube.

Pete is a selftaught tart
of the 1st degree, and his
"behind the curtain"
role in The BackDoor Boys
is being a pain in as many
arses as possible.

Pete is a man who is tender, loving and always can
be found with a tube of Lube in his back pocket.

Pete started his career as a Pet-shop manager somewhere in London,
where he and the local cock *as in Rooster* had several

arguments and competitions on who could piss most people off
with the highest tone.
Pete won !

Pete has been in the newspaper once after he had been stalking
Prince Philip, and was found soaked in K-Y in
the Princes' bed reading a user manual for a
Philips Nutt Grinder machine.

Pete moved to Poland in 1999 after another run-in with the royal family
in the UK. He was given a 2 hour
notice to leave the country, after imposing as Prince Williams' girlfriend...
sold the story to "The Sun" (for 100 pounds).
The story never made it to the printer..
due to the rather doubtful photo evidence.