| 1.1 Ghosts of the Confederacy (Pilot)--A small seminole village is being terrorized by a former confederate general and his men. They hire seven men to protect it (duh!). *If you haven't seen this yet, please go out and rent it (yes it's on video), then come back and enjoy! |
| My Favorite Line: "Nonsence. I was encumbered by the debris on the floor."--Ezra, after tripping on a bottle. |
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| My Favorite Scene: VIN (pounding on door): Hey, you in there with my wife!! HALF-NAKED WOMAN: Oh lord, it's got to be my Billy. BUCK: I thought he was in Yuma prison. HALF-NAKED WOMAN: Oh he is. He was. Go. (pounding on door) WOMAN: Just a minute hon. VIN: I hear you in there! Open this door! BUCK: I got to go. (grabs one last kiss before jumping/falling out the window down into the street) VIN: I'm gonna get you! (Vin busts through the door to meet a very confused lady) VIN: Sorry ma'am, wrong room. CHRIS: Afternoon Buck. Interrupt somrthing? BUCK: Chris. Hi. Hey you old war dog! (still wearing nothing but underwear, hugs Chris) Good to see you buddy. How are you doing? CHRIS: Easy big fella. Folks will talk. |
| 1.2 One Day Out West--After the effects of the pilot, the seven men are ready to go their seperate ways. Judge Orin Travis comes to town and is wounded trying to bring a little law and order (no, he doesn't bring Jerry Orbach) to the town. Chris and the gang save the day and are asked by the Judge to stay on as the town's law for 30 days until he can come back. |
| My Favorite Line: "Well sir, now that we are rid of that loathsome curmudgeon, you may effect my emancipation."--Ezra, from jail. "What?"--JD "Let me out!"--Ezra |
| My Favorite Scene: LUCAS JAMES: You stay out of this, cowboy. This aint your fight. CHRIS: Did he just call me a cowboy JD? JD: I think he did Mr. Larabee EZRA: At least once. JOSIAH: He hates that. CHRIS: Did you just call me a cowboy? LUCAS (noticeably nervous): N-n-no. I was just saying that it aint your fight. CHRIS: Not yet |
| 1.3 Working Girls--Chris, Buck, and JD are in a place called "WicksTown" where there is drinking, gambling, and women. The owner (Maurice from Northern Exposure!!) beats up one of his girls and when The boys bring her back to town to recuperate, the other prostitutes follow, wanting protection from Wicks. |
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| My Favorite Line: "Gettin' married's like what we been doin'...only for no money"--prostitute |
| My Favorite Scene: BUCK: Hey! Why don't you go on over to her? JD: If you are so hell bent on a roll in the hay, why don't you go buy one for yourself? BUCK: I don't pay for it. JD: Yeah, right. BUCK: I never have, never will. JD: You're trying to tell me that you've never slept with... one of those ladies? BUCK: Oh, I've been with plenty of them, but I never paid for it. JD: Mind telling me how that's possible? BUCK: Well, when you know them like I have, you come to respect them and respect buys an awful lot of kindness. JD: You're talking like they were your family. BUCK: Come to feel like family when you were raised up together. JD: Wait a minute. You grew up in a...? You're mother was a... BUCK: She was a saint. |
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