| Movie Quotes |
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| A: "My uncle says you've got a screw loose." B: "well, you're uncle molests collies."--Caddyshack |
| "Ah, negative, I am a meat popcicle."--The Fifth Element |
| A: "It's hard to be a queen." B: "Yes, especially in these pants."--Cheech and Chong's Corsecian Brothers. |
| A: "Hey, Kenny Red, what's happenin'?" B: "Shit man, same old soup, just re-heated."--American Pimp |
| "Have you ever been bit by a dead bee?"--To Have and Have Not |
| "Nothing, nothing, nothing tra la la"--Labyrinth |
| A: "She's not that kind of girl, Booger." B: "Why, does she have a penis?"--Revenge of the Nerds |
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| "Give me the keys you fairy-god-mother-brother-bugger."--edited version of The Usual Suspects |
| "Killing is badong."--Kung Pow: Enter the Fist |
| "You know what happens when you make an assumption...you make an ass out of you and umption."--The Long Kiss Goodnight |
| "Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups."--Under Seige 2: Dark Territory |
| "Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey..."--The Getaway |
| "We're rich, we got at least...40 bucks."--Jake Speed |
| "Hydrate level 4 please."--Back to the future II |
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| "I'm going to put on my party dress."--Under Seige |
| "The bottom is full of nice guys, only cream and bastards rise."--Harper |
| A: "Blinkin, what are you doing?" B: "Guessing?"--Robin Hood: Men in Tights |
| A: "Where you from?" B: (points backwards) A: "Where you headed." B: (points forward)--The Magnificent Seven |
| "I'm Howard's mother, and I'm a lesbian."--In & Out |
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| "I goofed it."--The Breakfast Club |
| "There's a click before the strike, listen to the clock."--The Quick and the Dead |
| "God is our co-pilot? Remember our car? Two seats...where's he gonna sit?"--The Cannonball Run |
| "Baptism! You two are dumber than a bag of hammers."--O, Brother Where Art Thou? |
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