aboutme

So this is the part where i get to be all self-centered and talk about myself and lie about my weight and post pictures only i like, which make me look HAWT.

So let's get this started.

I'm Amanda, also known as Amanduh or Goat. I live in a smallish hick "city" in Canada, that continues to grow while the intelligence depleats. I am 19 years of age, of the female species, but probably have the mentality of a 13 year old boy (immature and horny).

I have an addiction to cutting and dying my hair. I've had it almost every colour, some intentional, some not. I've had long hair, short hair, bangs, an anti-mullet, and a mohawk. I'm currently trying to grow my hair, it's bloody tough. It's currently purple and black.. well now faded to fuck.

Body Mutilation. Currently have 16 piercings (tongue, labret, naval x2, nipple, and 11 in my ears; first hole 2g) plan on getting more, when i can think of non-facial ones that i want. Two tattoo's so far, tattoo number one and tattoo number two. Having a friend draw me up one at the moment.

I'm a vegetarian, simply because i don't see the reasoning in eating animals when we can survive without doing so. But i understand that this was my decision and i'm fine with yours. I'm also a huge animal lover and have 2 cats; Sassy, and Tigger. And One Kitten; Monster. One Dog; Natu. One Rat; Ratbert. R.I.P Chaos, Two Mice; Jolie and Fubar. A Japanese Beta Fight Fish; Igor.

"Without music, there is no life" I pretty much just stick to punk and metal and related genres.
Top 10 Bands
1. Slipknot
2. A M E N
3. Anti-flag
4. AFI
5. Thursday
6. Choking Victim
7. Jack Off Jill
8. Guns N' Roses
9. Authority Zero
10. Coheed and Cambria

Winamp Playlist (July 21, 2004)

I adore movies as well. I'll have a list as soon as i get off my fat pizza pop ass.

I also have an online journal. So if you're ever so inclined to want to know what's going on in my life during a particular day. Check it out. If you're an ex-boyfriend, i don't suggest reading it. Asshole.

Rules on how NOT to piss off Amanduh:
1. Learn the difference between your and you're and there, they're and their.
2. Learn to not be a twat. ie. "omgggg he iz sooo hott i wann fuk hiz brianz owt!!11!!!" or similar.
3. Don't ask to see me nekkid.

I have a loving fianc�, Chris. Whenever i was younger, i dreamt about having a boyfriend who was tall, thin, with cool hair, the same interests, and dressed differently. I've found him now, and not only is he physically perfect, but he's the sweetest, funniest, dorkiest, coolest human being i've come across. Mushy Part Over.

An 'about me' page would not be complete without having the lighter side to our personality, the Anal Queen to my Goat, will be a perfect wife and mother to some kleenex box shoe children, MAEgan, or Mags, but never Megs. The penis loving, 2nd hand smoking, forehead licking, ass biting, cat torturing, avril wannabe is a bloody cunt, but she's good at it. My life wouldn't be complete if she wasn't in it.

Useless Facts
- I have night terrors that i end up taking out in the real world in the form of yelling or elbowing, and kicking.
- My dreams affect me in a big way.
- My favourite word is chaos, but popular belief is that it is cunt.
- My drink of choice would be Molson Canadian and i'll argue to death about it being the best beer.
- Second drink would be Banana slushies from Kare's Convinence and vodka.
- I will not drink wine.
- I love my ass.
- I sleep with a stuffed animal, or two.
- My first sexual dream was me giving head to Benji from Good Charlottle. Though, that was about 4 years ago.
- I'm absolutely obsessed with Angelina Jolie.
- I'm very paranoid, and it's a good possibility i turn out with be like Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory.
- I love it when boys kiss.
- I can sleep for more then 16 hours, on a normal day.
- I like the taste of blood
- I want to be british
- Je suis un lapin.
- I want to do it in the graveyard.
- I'm terrified of ladybugs
- Edward Norton has the perfect body in 'American History X'
-- Now don't get me wrong, I don't like big muscles, i prefer someone smaller, as long as they can lift me, but god damn. Norton's physique is perfect. It's has almost a 'v' shape. Nice broad shoulders, with a smaller waist that's not too ab-ish. *sighs*
- I love Burger King. UPDATE: I work there now :/
- There's a ghost in my house.
- I love foxes.
- I like to eat. Alot.I live off of three cheese pizza pops and fake veggie meat.
- Yellow flowers make me look pretty.

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