| Sara Elizabeth Collins by HoneyYouHadMeAtHello This mess has the honor of being the first Narnia fic completely demolished on our lovely ship. The suethor not only has a complete whore for a sue, but Peter is seductive and jumps the sue's bones right after his siblings disappear for some game activity outside. The suethor also made the Pevensies come from America and Susan is predictably a "prep" and Edmund's a "goth". Lucy is the only one left normal. The only consolation is that the damn thing is only one chapter long and abandoned. |
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| Here, there be sues from the land o' Narnia, the eternal home of Aslan the lion, the Pevensies and the other friends of Narnia. Why, then, dare there be sues where they should be burned away by all the good in the land? I have no idea, but I'm sure it has something to do with the fact that A) Peter's cute on a teenage level and 2) Edmund's cute on a teenage level as well as Tom Riddle in smaller form. Also, he's a smartass and a half, but we love him no less. Maybe we can get Aslan to eat these things instead. |
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