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| but I don't know if I had one in the first place ... |
| dude ... wheres my brain? |
| some strange creatures |
| my brain flew away |
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| PURE EVIL!!! |
You think you know, but you really don't. In each one of your houses you store a satanic freak of nature, no, not lobsters, the CHEESE GRATER!! It's innocence is just a mask, that shiny little face of holes, only a facade to hide it's real purpose... SPREADING SHEER TERROR AMONG THE NATIONS! Can't you see that this stone cold kitchen appliance is really out for your BLOOD?!?!? Can't you see everything in it's tiny little shiny kitchen appliance mind has to do with MURDER??!?!?!?! Well if you didn't then. Now you do! Lock your houses, guard your refrigerator, and KEEP OUT OF REACH OF OTHER SMALL SHINY KITCHENWARE OBJECTS!!! THE CHEESE GRATERS ARE COMING FOR YOU!!! And they are coming right .............................. .............................. ............................ ............................. ............................... ............................NOW!!! Love Always, Lita & Bijou; Common-Kitchen-Appliance-aphobics Introduction to the New American TERROR!!!!!!! Bad Television is a Government CONSPIRICY The HYPNOTIC Ceiling Fan!!!!!!! our wise and not so powerful leader ZACK! ACRONYMS: Spawn of the Devil! The Mother Ship |