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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry  mid term. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of it as well.
Bonus question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
           Most students wrote proofs to their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

               First, we need to know how the mass Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more then one of these religions and since you do not belong to more then one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
            1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
            2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.   So which is it?
            If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my freshman year, "....that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in  having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.
            The student received the only "A"given.

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  Confused Atom :
" The Struggle Within"
I'm stuck in a storm that hails confusion
How do I start the evolution?
For the fear to strong and the hate so wrong.
Where oh where did this world go wrong?
You want me to love yet you teach me to hate
How do I close this evil gate?
Judgemental minds and innocent crimes
Why do we hate the open minds?
For denial is false and so are you
How do I show the world my wombs?
For the more I find is the more I hide
How do I show the truth inside?
For the storm to great I can not see
Why have I let this happen to me?
Confusion rules and anger breaths
This isn't the life I want to lead.
For I shall be and the world shall see.
The one the only the true the me.
Don't be afraid of what lies ahead
Be excited for the truth instead.
Here I come I hope you ready
I take my walk slow and steady.
I'm coming true yet coming slow
For I want the world to know.
My thoughts, my art, my everything
Although I may seem insane.
For I am me and you are you
Judge not me I judge not you.
Although we may disagree
The truth inside no longer pleas.
Respect for me respect for you
Together we can make it through.

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noahkoresh:
"lovegun"
Its dark in here, I'm all alone
forced to face all I’ve know
no corners here inside this head
thoughts inside left lone not said
along with you went my pride
wrapped deep inside your suicide
you know it baby, love is your gun
you’ll pull that trigger as they run
under black clouds I dodge the rain
on the line of genius and the insane
your way out the tears you fake
dripping down the heart will brake

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YourFallenGod:
 dear mom, (please read) I tried to be perfect, I really did,
painted pink nails,
ruffles, and bows,
and everything they wanted me to be.
And I tried to wear the "pretty face" all the time,
but I dont want to,
and I'm not sure if I can be who you want me to be,
and I'm sorry for that.
I think I only wanted to be angelic,
because i thought itd make you love me,
and maybe if I tried hard enough, youd read me fairytales,
sing me lullabyes,
and tuck me in at night,
and be just like everyone else's parents,
but your not like anyone else,
and i never want to be like you.

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Moondragon:
" The Edge"
I’m standing on the edge
The edge between the worlds
Between Reality and Fantasy
Between Love and Hate
I look down but see only darkness
The edge is still there…
Between New and Old
Between You and Me
I wonder everyday, is this the way it supposed to be?
The edge is growing higher
Between Hope and Despair
Between Life and Death
Do I dare to jump?

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HANGMANN
"Perfection"
     Dont no anymore why i bother to try,
cant figure out why the fuck im still alive.
It's taken all my life to get this far,to get this low,
still dont no who i am or which way to go.
I decide my final fate,
in the end you know ill break,
down to far to ever come back,
i pull a little tighter, not giving any slack.
Doing nothing for myself,always helps to ease the swell.
So obbsessed with the useless users of society,
abusing myself with the idiocies inside of me.
Noone can get in my head.
Noone can penetrate.
Dead inside i feal victimized,but im only the victim when i see through your eyes.
As the rain pours it sheds remorse,were the only things living as the flames disperse.Fire on the ground is the same as in the air,either way with you ill die without a care.
The most perfect flower i thought i'd grow,one worth the wait,who will take controll.
nothing i ever do will get to you,ill never be in the place i belong,with all the things he's put you through, seems like i couldnt be so wrong.
It couldnt take to long to figure out what you should do,
doing all they want you to isnt living up to what i see in you.The most perfect flower i thought you knew,that in the end it turned out to be you.
And if i go to far will you push me away?
And if i live that long would you beg me to stay?
On my knee's at your feet,
all i need is you but you leave me incomplete.
You built me up put me on this throne,
how could i live up to the god you think you've known?
Expecting to much, not giving enough,all the ones you love
arent the one's you trust.
There's nothing else i can do for you,i kissed the ground from which you bloomed,The most perfect flower i thought i grew, but with the wind your petals blew....if you see this you know who you are i love you.

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Edgar Allen Poe:
"Alone"
from childhood hour i have not been
as others were-i have not seen
as others saw-i could not bbring
my passions from a common spring
from the same source i have not taken
my sorrow; i could not waken
my heart to joy at the same tone
and all i lov'd, i lov'd alone
 

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