PREPARE
TO BE COOL...
AT TIMZ
BARGAIN BASEMENT COOLMART.
Tim Huang:
owner, and assistant sweeper of the lingerie department...
(where
our motto is death to nerds, Star
Trek spinoffs, Family Matters/Steve
Erkel, and Michael
Bolton)
....here,
you will find the caramilk secret, hints to the hedonist quest, and the
greatest deals at Walmart.
Click
here for the Laroche/Gaudet
laboratory page (Timz previous place of imprisonment)
(Lethbridge
Research Station, Agriculture and Agrifood Canada)
Tim.
So, if
you're into girls in short skirts, you may have psychodeviant pedophilic
idiosyncrasies.
Good news, two (?) of the Sailorscouts are over 18...
SAILOR MOON... 
Click
here for Sailormoon link(s)...
Top ten
anti-cool list...
10.
Ordering a Big Mac at McDonald's
in Klingon.
9.
Wearing underwear outside your clothes, especially after chilli night.
8.
The Macarena.
7.
The Klingon version of the
Macarena.
6.
The Ferengi
version of the Macarena.
5.
Foot fungus.
4.
Tasting foot fungus.
3.
The Golden Girls
.
2.
Urinary infection, and excessive water intake.
1.
The Zellers
cafeteria.
You may
explore these anti-cool domains at your own risk.
The Seinfeld
Four: Great ways to touch Elaine's Leg.
Seinfeld link(s)...
If
you like pain and piercing hidden body parts with sharp objects,
(or if
you just like cool music), this may be for you...
Nine inches of cool.
Searching
for the genes that are right for you?
Search
GENBANK.... click on the plasmid vector below.
GENBANK...
National Center for Biotechnology Information.
Are
you threatening me?
Beavis'
wonderful holio... click here.
The
Simspon's mini-scrapbook... click here.
Now to
be egoistic, and narcissist...
click
here
to read about me (Tim).
(Tim after plastic surgery...
Click
to read THE
LIFE AND TIMES OF TIM).
We are
currently under construction... please bear with us.
Email
me at:
timorama@hotmail.com
or tyhuang@ucalgary.ca
Read
Timz Guestbook and Mafia hitlist. | Sign
Timz Guestbook and Mafia hitlist.
thank-you
and godspeed.
Billion served worldwide.
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good time and the latest church socials, visit Kelvin's
Page.
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