* You watch every episode, (and burgularize circut city to steal a VCR so you can capture the ones that you absolutely cannot see) of Freakazoid just because you heard Taylor likes it, then tell all your friends about what a cool show you've discovered.
* Can no longer remember what color you wall paper is due to the fact that the eight-hundred sixty-four posters and pinups from Bop magazine have entirely taken over.
* Believe that you may die if you dont get a pic of Wicket to add to those pinups and posters.
* Since the very first time you saw the MMMBop video you havent taken a shower, or left the house because Taylor Hanson may call you.
* Have suffered several migranes because you are seriously concerned that if your parents dont buy you the Yellow Doc Martins you have been wanting since the first day TT&MON came out you won't be Zac Hanson's number one fan.
* Have considered hiring a hitman with your life savings to well, lets say "deal" with those Hanson haters and Donald Trump for the "Hanson Blows" commercial.
* Have successfully walked hundreds of miles on your quest to find Tulsa before you were arrested and put back into the custody of your parents (again).
* Have convinced your little brother that his last name is Hanson, consequently his teachers held him back in kindergarten because they think he cannot spell his last name, he just keeps writing H-A-N-S-O-N.
* Threaten to kill anyone who sings MMMBOP wrong.
* Your nieghbors know all the lyrics to MON and 3CG, due to the fact that you listen to them 24/7 the loudest your cd player will go.
* Your mom destroyed your Hanson cd, again.
* Your entire family, encluding your dog, is now in a mental hospital with padded rooms, they continue to clutch their ears repeating "No more MMMBOP" even after 3 months of shock therapy in a Hanson free environment.
* You drink milk even though you are lactose intolerant.
* Before you get a hair cut you think to yourself, "hmmm...would Hanson like this style?"
* You shave the Hanson symbol into your dog.
* Talk to the wall about how much you adore Hanson because your best friend is tired of hearing about it.
The following 5 contributed by nana1@ix.netcom.com. Thanks!
