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The story behind the Monkey Papers:

I work in a video store. Yes, I know that's sad, but customers ask for some of the strangest things. They constantly get titles for movies mixed up. That's why I started this list. 12 Monkeys and Dead Presidents came out on video at about the same time. A customer, Bevans Robbs, asked for Dead Monkeys. Starting that day, I made a list of all the videos that people would ask for and get the titles wrong, and then it got way out of hand, and I just stuck the word "monkey" in just about every movie title I could think of. And here is the list...

* Denotes a movie that some customer actually asked for.

Dead Monkeys *
8 Monkeys *
7 Months *
9 1/2 Months *
9 1/2 Monkeys
Naked Arrow *
Golden Arrow *
8 Dead Golden Naked Monkeys
Dangerous Monkeys
Dangerous Dead Monkeys
Virtuality *
Then and Now *
Now and Later *
Dead Arrow *
Get Monkey
Bridges of Madison Monkey
Dead Monkeys Walking
Last of the Dog Monkeys
Swimming With Monkeys
The Monkey-sitter
The Scarlet Monkey
Usual Monkeys
Never Talk to Monkeys
Bed of Monkeys
Down Monkeyscope
Monkey in the Bronx
Monkey for a Monkey
Cry the Beloved Monkey
How to Make an American Monkey
Monkey for the Holidays
Monkey-sitter's Club
Father of the Monkey - Part II
Mr. Monkey's Opus
Mr. Holland's Monkey
The Last Monkey Scout
Two if by Monkey
Heavenly Monkeys
Monkey in the Cupboard
9 1/2 Grumpy Dead Naked Monkeys with a Vengeance
Gulliver's Monkeys
Monkey Train
Monkeys in the Mist
Jumonkey
Cutthroat Monkeys
Speed Monkey
Monkey World
Pulp Monkey
Monkey in a Blue Dress
Eat Drink Monkey Woman
The Swan Monkey
Mortal Monkey
Immortal Monkey
The Good, the Bad, and the Monkey
Monkey Mnemonic
When a Man Loves a Monkey
Monkeys on the Side
Fried Green Monkeys
All Monkeys Go to Heaven
Monkeys of the Lost Arc
A Monkey Runs Through It
Driving Miss Monkey
A Low Down Dirty Monkey
New Jack Monkey
Three Men and a Little Monkey
Sid and Monkey
Kentucky Fried Monkey
Don Juan de Monkey
Edward Monkeyhands
Close Encounters of the Third Monkey
Monkey Without a Cause
Jurassic Monkey
Gone With the Monkey
Monkeys of the Corn
The Hudsucker Monkey
Monkey Takes a Lover
Indian in the Toybox *
Dracula: Dead and Walking *
Showmonkeys
Burnt by the Monkey
Eve for an Eve *
Cabin Monkey
Cybormonkey
Dances with Monkeys
Much Ado About Monkey
Death of a Salesmonkey
So I Married an Axe Monkey
Aristomonkeys
Ren and Monkey
Full Monkey Massage
Angels and Monkeys
Barb Monkey
Red Monkeycracker, Green Monkeycracker
Raise the Monkey Lantern
Remains of the Monkey
Sunset Monkey Road
The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Monkeys in Love
City of Lost Monkeys
7 Monkeys *
Spanking the Monkey (actual movie title)
The Jerky Monkeys
Monkey Tikki Tavi
How I Wet My Husband *
How I Met My Monkey
Nina Takes a Monkey
An Eye for a Monkey
Adventures of Baron Monkeyhausen
The Legend of Sleepy Monkey
Aladdin and the King of Monkeys
Monkeys are Forever
Brave Little Monkey
Animonkeyacs
Things to do in Denver When You're a Monkey
Scent of a Monkey
Truth About Cats and Monkeys
Up Close and Personal with a Monkey
Beavis and Buttmonkey
Monkeys in the Hall
Monkey Treasure Island
A Thin Line Between Homo Habilus and Homo Erectus
Protecting Tess *
Repo-Monkey
Unstrung Monkeys
A Pyromaniac's Love Monkey
Up Periscope *
Monkey Undone
How to Make a Monkey Quilt
There Goes a Monkey
The Secrets of Cats and Dogs *
The Difference Between Cats and Dogs *
Introducing Cats and Dogs *
To Learn About Cats and Dogs *
Celtic Monkey
Don't Be a Menace to a Monkey
Mystery Science Theater 3000 - The Monkey!
I Shot Monkey Warhol
Monkey Impossible
Corn Children *
The Monkey Professor
New Jersey Drive-by *
Mission Improbable *
Heaven's Monkey
The Cable Monkey
The Monkey Before Time IV
Monkey-Tilda
Welcome to the Monkey House
Phenomemonkey
Clear and Present Monkey
Primate Fear
Open Monkey Season
The Crossing Monkey
Island of Dr. Moron *
Island of Dr. Monroe *
Island of Dr. Montgomery *
Island of Dr. Moreno *
Island of Dr. Monkey
Fed * (instead of Fled)
Shazaam * (instead of Kazaam)
Holtzclaw * (the person was trying to ask for Mullholland Falls)
A Time to Kill a Monkey
A Time to Die *
Monkey Bacon
Escape From East L.A. *
Fly Away Monkey
That Thing You do With a Monkey
That Monkey You Do
Last Monkey Standing
Two Days in the Monkey
To Kill a Mocking Monkey
Love and Monkey Remains
The Hand that Rocks the Monkey
While You Were Sleeping With a Monkey
Seven Brides for Seven Monkeys
Planes, Trains, and Monkeymobiles
Monkey Python and the Holy Grail
The Monkey Bride
Big Monkey in Little China
Monkeys in the Outfeild
The Monkey that Time Forgot
My Own Private Monkey
Teenage Mutant Ninja Monkeys
The Big Comfy Monkey
Bravefart
Ghost and the Jungle *
Courage Under Fart
The Last Kiss Goodbye *
8 Monkeys in a Duffle Bag
Batmonkey
That Darn Monkey
Grace of My Fart
The Last Wives Club *
Johnny Glasko * (instead of Donnie Brasco)
Sex and the Other Monkey
The Long Goodnight Kiss *
Sleepless in Chicago *
Kiss Before Death *
The Nutless Professor
One Good Monkey
To Gillian With Love *
Stealing Minnesota *
Monkey Jam
Monkey Attacks!
Glimmer Monkey
My Fellow Monkeys
Spitfire Monkey
Honey, We Shrunk The Monkey
Monkey Under Fire
A Very Brady Monkey
Booty Monkey
The Hand That Spanks the Monkey
Dead Man Standing *
Dead Man Farting
That Thing You Do With a Monkey in Denver When You're Dead
The Preacher's Monkey
Portrait of a Monkey
The Ghost and the Monkey
The Rich Man's Monkey
Shoot to Kill a Monkey
Secrets and Monkeys
101 Monkeys
One Fine Monkey
The People vs. Monkey Flynt
Monkey Sutra
Breaking the Wind
Monkeys Rush In
Sling Monkey
The Turn of Two Faces *
Please Don't Eat the Monkeys
Private Monkey Parts
Everyone Says I Love Monkey
Monkey at 1600
Beverly Hills Monkey
Monkeys of Mississippi
Monkeys in Black
"Show me the monkey!"
The Color of Monkey
To Gilligan on Her 37th Birthday *
Pee-Wee's Big Monkey
Don't Send Me Monkeys
“I can't believe it's not monkey!”
Monkeyspotting
If These Monkeys Could Talk
Live Nude Monkeys
Sometimes Monkeys Come Back
The Monkeys of Wrath
Mrs. Weatherspoon *
Murder at 600 *
Death at 1600 Street *
Murder at 1500 *
Killings on Pennsylvania Avenue *
Beauty and the Beautician *
Dear dog *
Things to do While You're Dead in Arizona *
Another 9 1/2 hours *
It's a Killer Ride * (Was asking for Turbulence)
The Monkey Has Two Faces
Anacondom *
The Monkey Without a Face
A Monkey for All Seasons
The Monkey in the Plastic Bubble
The Cable Man *
Poison Monkey
1600 Pennsylvania Boulevard *
Everyone Says I Love Ewe
The English Monkey
Bravemonkey
Fists of Monkey
Reservoir Monkeys
Chasing Monkey
Leaving Las Monkey
In the Mouth of Monkey
From Dusk Til Monkey
One Flew Over the Monkey's Nest
The Devil's Monkey
Grosse Pointe Monkey
Trial and Monkey
Monkey Powers: International Monkey of Mystery
The Monkeytrippers
The Beautician and the Monkey
Monkey Call
Dante's Monkey
Dragonmonkey
Monkey Brasco
McHale's Monkey
Good Will Humping
Shaving Private Ryan
The Piano Singer * (Instead of Wedding Singer)
Kirkendorf's Tribe *
All the Right Monkeys
Mad Monkey Kung Fu (actual movie title)
The Mask of Zero *
The Monkey Whisperer
There's Something About Monkey
Six Days and Seven Monkeys
The Water Monkey
The Big Lewinsky *
Dr. Bean *
Monkey Slickers
The Weather Boy * (Instead of The Water Boy)
How Stella Got Her Monkey Back
Lethal Monkey 4
Six Days and Seven Days *
Five Days and Six Nights *
The Negatator *
Why Did Stella Get Her Groove Back *
What Monkeys May Come
Smallest Heroes * (Instead of Small Soldiers)
Muglan * (Instead of Mulan)
Always Human * (Instead of Being Human)
What About Mary *
Legal Weapons * (Instead of Lethal Weapon)
Stella Got Her Groove On *
A Thin Red Monkey
Island of the Monkeys * (Instead of Planet of the Apes)
Wet Dreams May Come
Futuristic Games * (Instead of Futuresport)
The Song With the Music * (Instead of The Sound of Music)
Mighty Joe Hung
Apartment Pupil * (Instead of Apt Pupil)
Night at the Roxy *
You've Got Monkey
A Cool, Dry Monkey
Mortal Wombat *
Nine Degrees of Separation *
Very Bad Monkeys
Shakespeare in Love With a Monkey
Waking Ned Flanders *
Gods and Monkeys
Enemy of the City *
Monkey's All That
Forces of Monkey
100 Cigarettes *
Being John Monkeyvich
Cider House Monkeys
Stigmonkey
Drowning Monkey
Stir Of Monkeys
28 Monkey's Later
Secondhand Monkeys
Under the Tuscan Monkey
Cheaper By The Monkey
Bruce Almonkey
Cold Creek Monkey
Mystic Monkey
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Monkey
House of 1000 Monkeys
Hedwig and the Angry Monkey
Calendar Monkeys
Bruce Almonkey
Bringing Down the Monkey
Matchstick Monkeys
Kill Monkey, Vol. 1
Monkey Day Care
The Monkey in the Hat
The Monkey With a Pearl Earring
Freddy vs. Monkey
Welcome to Monkeyport
Along Came Monkey
Catch That Monkey
My Baby's Monkey
My Monkey's Daddy
Mystic Monkey
The Passion of the Monkey
HellMonkey
The Monkey Next Door
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Monkey
The Monkey Effect
Monkey On Fire
Mean Monkeys
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Monkey
Anchormonkey

Friday Night Monkeys

The Stepford Monkeys

Million Dollar Monkey

...still much more to come.

Special thanks to:
Ben Berusch, Tracy Dobbins, Colin Lacativa, Charles "Chuckles" Tallent, Laura Cormier, Bevans Robbs, Linda Douthitt, Donald Young, Sheila Pierce, Jean Vincil, James Reece, Robert Goss, Jeff Smith, Michael O'Kelley, Erica Morrison, Ralph Rojas, Donald Sutherland, R.L., Wayne Smith, Leslie Smith, Marcus Turner, Robin Campbell, Dave Troxler, Jared Breshers, Audry Parker, and anyone else I forgot for their contributions to "The Monkey Papers."

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