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Things You Will Never Hear On Dragon Ball Z...

1. Goku : Vegeta, You Should Reconsider the knight to C-6 Which Allows For Checkmate In Fourteen Moves.
2. Goku : * After Going Super Saiyan * - Whoa! So The Lengend Is True! And The Hair On My Head Isn't The Only Place With Golden Hair!
3. Vegeta : I Really Ought To See A Barber.
4. Master Roshi : Krillen, Please I'm Not Interested In Your Lirid Pictures Of Women!
5. Cell : Goku, I Swear! You're A Living Image Of My Ex!
6. Buu : I Wish I Were An Oscar Meyer Weiner. That Is Truly What I'd Like To Be...
7. Captain Ginyu : All Right Goku. We'll Start On Three, Let's Keep This Fight Fair & Square...
8. Brolly : Maybe I Should Lay Off The Weight Gainers 2000 Program.

Top Five Ways To Scare Vegeta...

1. Run Up Behind Him And Grab Him By The Waist And Say Buu.
2. Hide In His Gravity Training Room And Make Cell Sucking Noises While He's Working Out.
3. Get Twenty People With Purple Hair To Walk Up To Him At The Same Time And Tell Him That They Are From The Future And Want Child Support.
4. Draw An "M" On His Forehead While He's Sleeping, Wait For Him To Wake Up And Look In The Mirror.
5. Leave Cookies Of Bulma, Bra, And Trunks On Vegeta's Doorstep, With A Note Saying "With Love From Your Bestest Buddy Buu."

Things You Will Never Hear On Dragon Ball Z Part 2...

1. Vegeta: I feel so light! Maybe I'll quite fighting and become a ballerina!
2. Brolly: Maybe if I take out the red contact lenses then I'll be more
attractive!
3. Brolly: Do you think that the hot pink brings out to much of my famine side?
4. Frieza: *talking to King Cold* Papa! You never told me I was a she-male!

Here are ways to make Vegeta mad...

1. Dress up in a very corny (I mean really corny) Cell costume and walk down
his street, in front of his house again and again.
2. Put "Majin Was here" in his bathroom with yellow, watery paint, or do it
to good old fashion way :-)
3. Give a big toothy, fake grin when you say "you're the king of all Saiyans!"
4. Run around him in circles screaming at the top of your lungs "I AM BUU!
HERE ME ROAR!"
5. Have a small child dress up as Bebi and walk up to his door .
6. Tell him that he looks good in pink pantyhose.
7. Put an "M" on your forehead and jump out of a closet at him.
8. Tell him steroids aren't healthy.
9. Tell the whole world about his constipation problem
10. Go up and tell him "My dad had an Ego bigger than yours, but his head got
so big he floated away- maybe you will to!"
11. Sock him in the nuts and run like hell.

THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR - PART III
Goku: * after eating * “Ah- I think I’m full BBBUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPP! Nope, guess not.”

Krillen: * before a fight* “Gotta strap on ol’ trusty!” * holds up nut-cup *

Piccolo: * after watching Goku eat * “And to think – there are people dying of starvation in third world countries!”

Brolly: “I don’t wear underwear.”

Vegetto: “I’m the smartest Saiyan alive!”

Vegeta: “Dancing is my passion…”

Vegeta: “I like the color pink.”

Frieza: “I have a feminine voice – it’s so pretty…”

King Cold: “My son is a fag.”

Koola: “I’m a lovable guy once you get to know me…”

Brolly: “I know I have a hairy chest – but other men just adore it…”

Goku * during interview – Vegeta is sitting across from him, Jerry Spring is asking questions *: “Okay, I’ll come clean – Vegeta I love you.” *Vegeta spits out his bud light as the crowd boos *

Piccolo pick-up line #3,100,900: “Hey! Wanna come see what other muscles have pink spots on them?”

Piccolo pick-up line #45,000: “Damn! I’m asexual – I keep forgetting.”

Mr. Buu: “Ha, ha, ha! My fat jiggles, see?’

Frieza: “I’m a transvestite.”

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