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Concerning Mitch and Terri:

Ah, see normally the viewer might actually be happy for Mitch and Rose, IF Rose was written as a nice, likable character. But, because Rose is written as a nasty, jealous bitch with a few screws loose, the viewers hate her. This is an obvious plot device designed to show the audience that there is still hope for Mitch and Terri.
So, the question must be asked: Why do the writers keep wanting the viewers to believe that Mitch and Terri and meant to be?
Answer: Because they ARE. Eventually they will be together. Kilo and Sooz guarantee it (erm...).
It is a fact that everyone hates Rose. She is mean to Terri!! Sooner or later she is going to go too far (like getting violent) and Terri will have to tell mitch about all the crap Rose has been pulling over the years. Or, perhaps Rose will become so deranged that she will lock Mitch and Terri up somewhere and hold them hostage and end up being shot by the police or something. Somehow, Rose will be TAKEN OFF THE SHOW! And Kilo and Sooz plan to be there to record every sweet moment!

The Kilo and Sooz Top 10 List of stuff that should happen (but probably won't) before the end of 2001:

1. Mitch and Terri should GET IT AWN (and it CAN'T be one of Rose's hallucinations)
2. Luke Forlano should spontaneously self-combust (oh, what a shame...)
3. Von should lay off the cigarettes (she's starting to sound like a hacksaw)
4. Ward 17 should get a new desk clerk
5. Rose should completely flip out and start talking to herself again (Kilo found it amusing)
6. Claudia MacKenzie should get into a catfight with Von / Terri / everyone
7. Rose should get into a catfight with Terri
8. Mitch should tell Terri he's still in love with her, and this time she should do something about it
9. Mitch should get his wife spayed and neutered
10. Bron should marry Ben

Kilo's Random Musings
character plot predicitions for season 2002
Terri's boyfriend, and Mitch's arch nemesis (and boss) will come back back from the deep recesses of the Congo, or whereever it was that he pissed off to for 3 weeks, and Terri will announce that she is pregnant with hsi child, which is mysterious because they never actually had sex. An evil presence befalls ward 17, and they find out that Von has been posessed by the devil. It is up to Kylie Preece to expell the devil for her body. Once again she cracks under the pressure and Forlano has to bail her out. The episode end with Kylie and Ben making out in the Tea Room. Ah thats a heaps good episode.

Patient predictions for 2002
A young boy loses his hand in a tragic model aeroplane accident.
An old lady with a pet chameleon named Robbie has a bowel disfunction. Lets not even go into what the chameleon has...
A middle aged man called Gregory Gregson with a ingrown toenail turns out to be Von's long lost son.
A group of juvenile misfits come to the ward from emergency after having fireworks explode in their faces. One of them accuses the other of stealing his nose. A fight breaks out and they have to be separated.
A crazy man who has fallen off a kiddie ride at the mall causes shock and hysteria as he proceeds to exibit his package to the female patients. Terri tries in vain to get him to put on a gown.