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| Full Name: Kate Bevan A.k.a: Muffin, Kilo,The White Whale, Kilometricals, Bevo, Bevolia, Beverage, Metricals, Kilowrieee, Loiwreki, K-Lo. Birth Place: Adelaide, South Australia Age: 16 Education: In year 11 at Pembroke School Star Sign: Virgo Height: 156 cm Weight: I don't weigh Distinguishing Feature: Lovely honey blonde hair Porn name: Buck Naked Fave Song: Gold by Spandau Ballet Fave T.V show: ALL SAINTS all the way baby Fave Movie: All Saints: The movie Fave CD: Crowded House, Recurring Dream Most annoying thing: the increasing price of petrol Recruited from: The Norwood Redlegs Position: Center Half Back Key component to your game: Soccer off the ground What would you never do again? Californian Baked Cheesecake Tip for Life: Leaves of 3, let it be. Leaves of 4, eat some more. |
| Full name: Suzie Hill A.k.a: Sooz, Suzie, Snooze, Snoozatron 2000. Birth Place: Adelaide, South Australia Age: 16 Education: In year 11 at Pembroke School Star sign: Leo Height: about 165 cm Weight: 55 kg...on a good day Distinguishing Feature: pretty blue-green eyes Porn name: The Slot Machine Fave Song: True by Spandau Ballet Fave T.V show: ALL SAINTS all the way baby (oh, I also love Buffy, and The Footy Show) Fave Movie: The Adventures of Kilo'n'Sooz, the Usual Suspects, Ferris Bueler's Day Off. Fave CD: The Beatles Blue CD Most annoying thing: Snares Recruited from: Burnside Under 19's Position: Half Forward Flank Key component to your game: The Dribble Punt What would you never do again? Tell a teacher about this website Tip for Life: Avoid Californian Baked Cheesesake. |
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| The Kilo 'n' Sooz Top Ten List!! |
| Top 10 Things You Can Do To Improve Your Day 1. Dart around suspiciously while humming Mission Impossible Theme. 2. Eat something you previously thought was inedible. 3. Tickle Kilo (a sure-fire winner) 4. Put some M&M's on layby 5. Hide in a clothes rack and whisper "Buy Me!" 6. Dance naked in front of your pets and watch their expressions 7. In a fitting room yell out "Oh we're going to need some toilet paper in here!!" 8. Host a Pembroke assembly instead of letting Mrs Reid do it, and turn it into a MUSICAL EXTRAVAGANZA!! 9. Tell Mr Duffy Kilo thinks he's hot, and watch her run! 10. If you're male, get breast implants. if you're female, get a penis enlargement. |
