Business Assurance Semi-Senior Alex Firth. Sexy, well-educated, charismatic and politically astute - Alex Firth, 23, is what the BDO (British Darts Organisation) is currently peddling as its new, firm but caring, acceptably liberal face - in the hope of clawing back some credibility and renewing the shine on its tarnished image.

 

The head honcho chose Firth because he thinks he's got the integrity, presence and personality to give BDO a new, refreshed image. Politically, his gung-ho pursuit of high profile policies could create hostages to fortune, and personally his excited sense of his own power has an unfortunate side effect: his Clintonesque weakness around women.

 

 

Full Name: Alexander James Firth

 

From: Sunny Sunny Eastbourne

 

DOB: 18/04/1980

 

Favourite Nickname(s): Ratty

 

Significant Other: Kate

 

Favourite Food: Baby Food, Evaporated Milk (Toffee!), Fish Pies

 

Favourite Music: Anything Cheesy e.g. S Club 7, STEPS, Enrique Iglesias, Atomic Cuntan

 

Favourite Film: Pretty Woman/Top Gun/Dirty Dancing

 

Favourite All-Time Tune: Hero – Enrique Iglesias

 

Football Team: Chelsea and Part time Reading fan

 

Famous As A TB For:             Rat-a-tat-tat

Dropping glasses with a Cheshire Cat grin after a couple of shandies

Girth

Hairy

“Cutting Shapes”

 

Favourite All-Time TB Moment: Any Windsor Formal no doubt.

 

Likes: Women/Toffee/Bob Vila’s Mallets.

 

Hates: Shaving.

 

Distinguishing Quote:.”Cheerscunt”