The “Hair” Ratings

Position

TopBoy

Any Other Comments

1

Adam

Fluffy takes this league by storm and always has.

2

Neil

Started with curtains, this graduated into a short cropped style.

3

Alex

Has maintained the same style since the Top Boy origin – Dale Winton!!

4

Lewis

Nothing much to say about it really – slightly wavy and annoying!

5

Dario

Danny Baker style at first but is now short and Curlio.

6

Dave

First had a birds nest and now a skinhead so no hair to rate!

The “Bowling” Ratings

Position

TopBoy

Any Other Comments

1

Lewis

Won a game and posted the highest individual score.

1

Neil

Won a game, overall equal score to Lewis.

3

Alex

Might have scored the most cumulative points but in football teams can have scored the most goals in the league and still be relegated.

4

Dario

Splashio was good in fits and starts but the consistency wasnt there, Bowlio.

5

Adam

Didnt make it but had his reasons.

6

Dave

Went AWOL at the time of the bowling. Thought it was the day after.

The “Spilling Drink” Ratings

Position

TopBoy

Any Other Comments

1

Alex

After 1 or 2 shandies this joker decides to start smiling and is guaranteed to smash a pint glass.

2

Neil

High I this league for obvious reasons – that Snakey D on my shirt!!!

3

Lewis

Is rather clumsy by nature- and lets drinks get spilled on him a lot.

4

Dave

Clumsy Levvy has smashed a glass or 2 in his time.

5

Dario

Doesn’t spill drinks but trips over fishing wires to make up for it.

6

Adam

Cant get hammered on water so is always sensible enough not to drop a glass.

The “Stone-Skimming” Ratings

Position

TopBoy

Any Other Comments

1

Dario

8 skims won by a mile.

2

Alex

Good technique from Firth, won him a few plaudits here.

3

Neil

Again a good technique but couldn’t quite pull it off on the day.

4

Adam

Not there but this ratings related to frisbee and he gets 4th place due to his prowess at the frisbee.

5

Lewis

Got 2 skims once!!!

6

Dave

Again wasn’t there to be ratified but I don’t think he'd be that good anyway. Would chuck the stone and it would go over the pier or something.

The “Drinking” Ratings

Position

TopBoy

Any Other Comments

1

Lewis

No one else goes psycho and does the drill!!!

2

Neil

Highly rated due to his good knowledge of ales.

3

Alex

Has had his moments but also gets over-excited early on and drops his pints!

4

Dave

Used to be undisputed #1 here but for medical reasons has had to be more conservative in his ale-swigging.

5

Adam

Has his moments but not consistently. Sticks a lot to the clear stuff – water.

6

Dario

Designated driver – only drinks pink champagne dressed up as a bear anyway.

The “Tapping” Ratings

Position

TopBoy

Any Other Comments

1

Lewis

New style that blew Kate away!!!! Quickest fingers in Europe.

2

Neil

Likes to think he's a fast tapper and he is, but nowhere near me.

3

Adam

About average.

4

Alex

Again about average.

5

Dario

Does most things slowly and tapping is no exception.

6

Dave

Saw him tap in the ice-cream place: he was VERY slow!!!!!