| The Al & Lisa Dictionary of New Words and Phrases (also known as Alisaese) |
| Since Al and I don't see each other that often, we chat on IM all the time. We're way fun IM buddies and we always crack each other up! Besides our online singing and our acronym creations, one of the ways we do this is through our hilarious typos. About 4 years ago, we started giving definitions to our funny typos, adding them to our dictionary, and using them in everyday conversation. The result is the insanity below. Hope you enjoy our craziness!!! :) |
| gettin joggy with it- getting one's ass in gear
epitomozie- v. to get from one place to another with the style of a sexy bitch "lost my train of thoigh"- when a guy is so preoccupied with a member of the female sex that he fails to exhibit sound judgment "He barely felt me up!"- 1. phrase used to express the frustration felt after physical fulfillment from attractive male has been expected but not delivered; 2. not getting what is expected out of the service provided "balls not included"- a boy who has no manly attributes and wimps out when faced with normal intersexual relations "I deleted my dic"- 1. boy who temporarily forgets he has a penis and acts like a girl (note: may be uttered by a boy whose balls are not included) "give it a few sex"- uttered when planning to use seduction to move a relationship from friends to friends with benefits fried- n. a friend who has done too many drugs "ummm mayber!"- whateva! dammi- used to express frustration and/or anger (as in “Dammi!”) :) we could love together- 1. mutual admiration of the same lust object; 2. sharing said lust object; 3. two roommates who are especially close you just gotta get him into bed- controlling a man with sexual favors (note: see freshman year quote list for context) botch- n. girl who is mean to a guy b/c he has a different girlfriend inline shopping- 1. bargain hunting; 2. shopping on roller skates while naked or in a thong Cornish- adj. people who look like Dave sobbine- adj. excessively whiny after confrontation dtaing- ‘dating’ in the ghetto dman- ‘damn’ in the ghetto (related to dtaing); example: “I'm dtaing this hot guy. He showed up in his Air Force Ones and I was like DMAN.” cheesay- adj. describes a romantic gesture a boy does that's totally cheesy but we like it anyway sould- n. a kinky female sex drive babes- n. term of endearment for female friend, but only if she is a sexy bitch "hellp"- uttered when wanting to say hi but really meaning "I want you I need you oooh baby oooh baby" condom- n. a balloon designed for a penis (according to Al) smuse- v. (smusing- adj.) when something shouldn’t be really fun, but it is to us! possibilites- n. gaggle of eligible men bool- a substitute for boo (as in “BOOOOOOOOOOOL”) :) apussy- 1. adj.- descriptive form of 'pussy' (usually used to describe males with aforementioned female qualities); 2. noun- passive aggressive male with tendencies to react like a woman when faced with potential romantic inclinations "that's an awful shit"- to be used when spending one's time in a less than desirable fashion sed toya- code name for sex toys teasbale- n. a sexy bitch who is an easy target, suffering for the joy of others (note: may specifically relate to funny typos) tuna- n. alternative word for ass (ex: dumbtuna, hot tuna, epitomozie your tuna, tunahole) fruitration- n. strange state of attraction to a homosexual member of the opposite sex (i.e. a girl who has a crush on a gay guy, aka "Will and Grace") draft pick- n. daft prick...who may or may not play baseball and has little chance of scoring! "partaking in the bobos"- engaging in acrobatic mattress activities pupsy (plural: pupsies)- n. male specimen exhibiting qualities of both a female and a dog simultaneously waybe- n. wardrobe item you'll want to wear, maybe. homophonitis- n. chronic misuse of homophones, especially in AIM conversations, most common to Al, the English teacher. when one has an attack of homophonitis, one exclaims, "fuckin homophones" regreat- n. something that is better or equally as good the second time around |
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| more Al & Lisa fun: the GCC freshman year quote list |
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