Did you ever wonder how deep the ocean would be if there were no sponges?

Somebody wants to be your friend.

Isn’t it unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is - it is room temperature. (Steven Wright)

Someone is wishing that you would notice them.

Listen to the mockingbird, listen to the mockingbird, Still singing where the weeping willows wave. (A song, Listen to the Mockingbird, Alice Hawthorne)

When sign makers go on strike is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Why isn’t there a mouse flavored cat food?

We are intelligent species and the use of our intelligence quite properly gives us pleasure. In this respect the brain is like a muscle. When it is in use we feel very good. Understanding is joyous. (Carl Sagan, Broca’s Brain , ch 2)

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to become troubled and insecure?

What would have happened if each of the 50 United States were a different country?

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. (Ogden Nash, A Dog’s Best Friend is his Illiteracy)

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

On The Positive Side...

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

More to come.

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