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010601 » SEX SEX SEX!!

feeling | sexual
listening to | stone temple pilots \ purple (scott weiland is sexual)
drinking| ..... *i will leave that up to your imagination*
endeavouring to | use words with the word sex in them as many times as possible

i've decided i need to talk about sex more in my entries. i think sex talk makes for a more popular website. i am prostituting myself for my art. i considered getting a webcam and doing stripteases in front of it on random nights, but what sort of people are we really trying to appeal to? plus it gets really cold in winter and i don't like the thought of sitting around half nude in the freezing cold.

so, instead i have decided to dedicate this journal entry to SEX. now if only i could think about something sexual to talk about...

the only thing i can think of at the moment is something that my friend luke told me on wednesday. one of his chemical engineering textbooks lists the viscosity of semen (actually this is more just plain weird than sexual... but it involves sex... kinda). viscosity is a fluid property that is basically a measurement of the 'flowability' of a fluid. the viscosity of semen was listed at 5, 30 and 100oC. before i question what sort of a person researches this type of thing, can i just ask one other thing? WHO THE FUCK'S SEMEN IS AT 100oC???

ok, now that i have that off my chest...

but seriously, who studies this sort of thing? my friends and i got into a lengthy discussion about the chemical properties of semen. firstly, we came to the agreement that semen's viscosity would be different for different guys. i mean, guys don't all shoot with the same force! hehe.

i bet it is some poor desperate woman who did the experimentation for these results. it was the only way she could get close to manly fluids. :( that could be me one day if i remain as pathetic as i am at the moment. *pout*


i was trying to figure out why i don't talk about sex more on this website. i mean, sex is all my friends and i ever talk about. rather loudly too, i might add. it is incredible how edgy some friends get when you use the word 'semen' very loudly in a quiet dining hall at uni, however.

i guess the reason i don't talk about it all that much is that i worry about family finding this website. most people i associate with already know way more information than they need to know about me, so they are of no concern.


people i would like to *sex0r*:

jeff buckley (if he wasn't dead, you filthy perverts)
brian molko
angelina jolie (but only if her creepy husband is nowhere to be found)
tim wheeler
ewan mcgregor
the sexy, tall, norwegian looking guy who walked past me and smiled at me yesterday at uni. *omg gets visual images* if you are this guy, please, please, please email me! i fear my life will not be complete without you in it!!
jonny greenwood
shirley manson (can a woman be anymore sexual?!?!)
nick stewart (and his twin jim - omg did i just say that!?!?)
jarod leto
vic (no really, we love each other and are getting married and nicky c will be our flowergirl)
jeff martin
scott weiland
todd from big brother
gordon from big brother (to check out that quality looking package)
that sexy ben guy i had a thing for a while back
chris cornell
ralph fiennes
chris martin

ok, well i could go on, but shall stop here instead. if any of these (mostly famous) people read this could you please email me? please? hehe.


*sex0r* © merc inc.


sexual songs:

grace - jeff buckley (this entire song is like one huge, swelling orgasm!)
closer - nine inch nails
get on top - tim buckley
sexual healing - marvin gaye (even more so if ben harper is singing it)
like a virgin - madonna
queer - garbage (hey boy, take a look at me, let me dirty up your mind)
the girls of porn - mr bungle (ok, maybe it isnt so much sexy as it has to do a lot with sex. but what song from that album doesn't?)
taste in men - placebo (although, anything brian molko does is sexual)


number of times i have had sex: *information witheld*
number of times i have had sexual relations (bill clinton's definition): see above figure
number of times i have had sexual relations: more than the above figure
favourite sexual position: hmmm that might take a while to actually describe
favourite sexual fetish: are we limited to just one?
sexual fantasy: see above
does size really matter: not unless you are on the extreme end of large or small... yes, there is such thing as too big as well, you know.

did i actually answer any of those questions? lol. i have to maintain some sort of mystery! ;)


and now to leave you with a quote that makes me laugh. jeff buckley's reaction to a female heckler who wanted to know why he was playing so many heavy songs:

Music is like making love to a woman! Sometimes you want to be soft and gentle and other times you want to pump it straight in the ass!


suupergrrls: more sex for your time

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