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010601 » SEX SEX SEX!!
feeling | sexual
listening to | stone temple pilots \ purple
(scott weiland is sexual)
drinking| ..... *i will leave that up to your
imagination*
endeavouring to | use words with the word sex in
them as many times as possible
i've
decided i need to talk about sex more in my
entries. i think sex talk makes for a more
popular website. i am prostituting myself for my
art. i considered getting a webcam and doing
stripteases in front of it on random nights, but
what sort of people are we really trying to
appeal to? plus it gets really cold in winter and
i don't like the thought of sitting around half
nude in the freezing cold.
so, instead i have decided to dedicate this
journal entry to SEX. now if only i could think
about something sexual to talk about...
the only thing i can think of at the moment is
something that my friend luke told me on
wednesday. one of his chemical engineering
textbooks lists the viscosity of semen (actually
this is more just plain weird than sexual... but
it involves sex... kinda). viscosity is a fluid
property that is basically a measurement of the
'flowability' of a fluid. the viscosity of semen
was listed at 5, 30 and 100oC. before
i question what sort of a person researches this
type of thing, can i just ask one other thing?
WHO THE FUCK'S SEMEN IS AT 100oC???
ok, now that i have that off my chest...
but seriously, who studies this sort of thing? my
friends and i got into a lengthy discussion about
the chemical properties of semen. firstly, we
came to the agreement that semen's viscosity
would be different for different guys. i mean,
guys don't all shoot with the same force! hehe.
i bet it is some poor desperate woman who did the
experimentation for these results. it was the
only way she could get close to manly fluids. :(
that could be me one day if i remain as pathetic
as i am at the moment. *pout*
i
was trying to figure out why i don't talk about
sex more on this website. i mean, sex is all my
friends and i ever talk about. rather loudly too,
i might add. it is incredible how edgy some
friends get when you use the word 'semen' very
loudly in a quiet dining hall at uni, however.
i guess the reason i don't talk about it all that
much is that i worry about family finding this
website. most people i associate with already
know way more information than they need to know
about me, so they are of no concern.
people
i would like to *sex0r*:
jeff buckley (if he wasn't dead,
you filthy perverts)
brian molko
angelina jolie (but only if her
creepy husband is nowhere to be found)
tim wheeler
ewan mcgregor
the sexy, tall, norwegian looking guy who
walked past me and smiled at me yesterday at uni.
*omg gets visual images* if you are this guy,
please, please, please email me! i fear my life
will not be complete without you in it!!
jonny greenwood
shirley manson (can a woman be
anymore sexual?!?!)
nick stewart (and his twin jim -
omg did i just say that!?!?)
jarod leto
vic (no really, we love each
other and are getting married and nicky c will be
our flowergirl)
jeff martin
scott weiland
todd from big brother
gordon from big brother (to
check out that quality looking package)
that sexy ben guy i had a thing for a
while back
chris cornell
ralph fiennes
chris martin
ok, well i could go on, but shall stop here
instead. if any of these (mostly famous) people
read this could you please email me? please? hehe.
*sex0r* © merc inc.
sexual
songs:
grace - jeff buckley (this entire song
is like one huge, swelling orgasm!)
closer - nine inch nails
get on top - tim buckley
sexual healing - marvin gaye (even more so if ben harper is singing it)
like a virgin - madonna
queer - garbage (hey boy, take a look at
me, let me dirty up your mind)
the girls of porn - mr bungle (ok, maybe
it isnt so much sexy as it has to do a lot with
sex. but what song from that album doesn't?)
taste in men - placebo (although,
anything brian molko does is sexual)
number
of times i have had sex: *information
witheld*
number of times i have had sexual
relations (bill clinton's definition):
see above figure
number of times i have had sexual
relations: more than the above figure
favourite sexual position: hmmm
that might take a while to actually describe
favourite sexual fetish: are we
limited to just one?
sexual fantasy: see above
does size really matter: not
unless you are on the extreme end of large or
small... yes, there is such thing as too big as
well, you know.
did i actually answer any of those questions?
lol. i have to maintain some sort of mystery! ;)
and
now to leave you with a quote that makes me
laugh. jeff buckley's reaction to a female
heckler who wanted to know why he was playing so
many heavy songs:
Music
is like making love to a woman! Sometimes you
want to be soft and gentle and other times
you want to pump it straight in the ass!
suupergrrls: more sex for
your time
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