Suicide Girls finale

      Imagine the foxiest, hottest, punkest, funkiest,most inked, and flirtiest alternative girls in the world. Do you have the image? Now throw those girls on one website devoted to them.  That is SuicideGirls.com. One can converse, swap pics and there is a slim chance you could hook up.  For a nominal monthly fee, all your perverse, insecure, shy emo dreams could come true. Now throw some of those girls on a stage performing pieces coinciding with well selected songs and you've got a cheap night at a strip joint!  With nipples pierced and attitudes in hand, they sauntered onto stage wickedly playful. There were a handful of girls for everyone's tastes.  There was even an asian(represent) Suicide Girl.  Craziness.  She by far had the greatest look.  It was kinda like school girl/come hither look. She was definitely foxy. Be it her breasts were not as large as the other women, but hey, I'm not a breast man. She came out twirling a hoola-hoop. Throwing her hips and buttocks side to side. She impressively undressed while twirling.  She would definitely turn me toward the Asian race if I did not have a girlfriend.  The songs were well selected and the performances went well with each tune. My two favorites were the Pixies 'debaser'.  It had a suicide girl with a monkey on her back.  Chick went insane.  She continued to fuck the monkey, go down on him and shake him profusely.  The performance that broke the monkeys back and make me come in my pants was AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long". Draped in leather, she burst on stage with a few Budweiser bottles, attitude, and sauciness in tow. She downed half a bottle and bent down with her ass happily pointed at the crowd.  She put her wet hands in between her legs and unzipped her vinyl pants. The zipper was like a tongue that went from her waist, down her vagina, gently touching her clit, thru her ass and finally unzipping.  Wow, let me go cool off.................................Ok, I'm back. The pants were definitely saucy. She guzzled another beer and sprayed the crowd with her sweet nector(the beer) a few times.  She then teasingly poured beer down her bare breasts, which flowed like a stream that hit her nipples and fell deep into her vagina. She pulled open her panties and the beer make her wetter than she was.  The finale consisted of syrup, whip cream, and a tar mat. They playfully sprayed and kissed, and licked, and spanked, and licked,....the crowd was also dowsed thru out the performance.  After the show Devon and Claudia posed for pix with the girls.  Devon also went around to all the girls and had them sign his chest.  I think he was just showing off is rock hard abs.

    It was a fun show. The biggest and best surprise was the opening acts. Whole Wheat Bread opened to a flabbergasted audience.  Not since Living Colour and Bad Brains have I seen a punk african-american band. They had a Green Day'esque feel to them.  Their songs were sarcastic and fun.  They mainly consisted of poking fun of being black and the stereotypes involved.  They broke out and freestyled during a number and by far it was the best.  They should definately mix it up like that more.  Black guys playing punk with a hiphop flava.  Devon and Will both bought 'I Love Black People' tees.

Check back in a few days for pictures.