-He color codes his underwear (blue for summer, white for winter, and brown for bungie jumping)
-He uses Metamucil on his rock Garden to keep it sparkling clean and regular.
- Someday he wants to get free and run naked with the bulls in Pampalona and write a book called The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Done.
-Having been friends with Ben since about, oh, forever, he's currently writing Ben's biography called "Uraguay: The Ben Ostafinski Story"
-He's never been to Pennsylvania
-His birthday is a closely guarded secret of great importance to National Security.