Alliterate Not!!
By The Toasty-Fried Co-Op

   The catsup exploded putridly upon white, creamy cream. The butt-bushing pustulously crawled slimily, unbeknownst by giraffes who contemplate existance melancholically.
    Trapezoidal buttercups anthropomorphize anthropods. They calcify slumpingly; However, decalcification degenerates when allegorical interconnectivity separates hotdogs.
    Interdimensional insects intransiently implode instantly. Gandhi goes gonzo, Geronimo guesses gelatinous gargoyles glower groggily, gripping gregarious grapefruit gloatingly. Zaphod zapped zippers, zooming zippily zoological zig-zags zug-zug. Talking tenaciously, Terry Trueblood toppled tongues, terribly trying topologically to tantalize turtles.
    Interesting para-psychological phenomenon induces hallucinatory forests! Nymphomaniacal computers beep rapaciously whilst calculatingly extracting imaginary elephants, which indubitably guess interstellar computations. Waffles vanish while housewifes laminate sacred aprons.
    Husbands wonder why catsup exploded putridly without karma mongers heroically monopolizing cream.

Moral -- Trapezoidal vitamins engender flatulence. Therefore,
              buttercups should adjust digestive proclivities. To
              verify components which comprise Gandhi, thou shalt
              not alliterate.

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