Bowling At Night
By Michael Griffin and Tom Harris

   When I woke up today, I said "Hello, me. I like to bowl at night." -- My name is Harry Harrison, and I like to bowl at night. I like to go home and bowl, and eat tuna.
    Hello to all of the elephants, and also to you. Please eat me. I am fun at dinner. Please don't chew on me, unless you don't brush your teeth with Colgate. I hate you. I prefer Haines, unless they are grape-flavored. Crisco oil and tuna are my favorite flavors. In Calcutta, I ate many peppermints. They made my stomach turn big and slimy and gross.
    People are like vegetables, but less appealing. I don't want candy anymore. My stomach is still hurting. Bowling is very exciting now that I have better food. Doctors think that peppermints don't make good taste. They harm my stomach. Tuna is much nicer for my condition.
    I love being big and slimy. Am I being too picky? I don't think so, but I eat that, and grow real big. I don't care for peppermints because tuna is nicer. If I ever eat peppermints again, shoot me.

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