BUGS!!
By Tom Harris and Michael Griffin

Bugs are small sometimes, but sometimes they are real big. I hate big black bugs because they crawl into my bedroom and nest in my shoes. Have you had any bugs do that? I hope not.
   I think often that I should go to the big pork theatre. There, I will be helpful to exterminators, so they can be more deadly, but I won't be too helpful because I don't care if they see them or talk too much for their supper. I dislike exterminators because they drink to forget bugs. Because I never see them, I don't think they like me. Can I ever know that? They should be killed.
   Many of my friends have bugs in their shoes, so I laugh when I see them crawl up their legs. I don't think I have been very considerate, but I don't care.
   My brother eats bugs, for I can't see. He is stupid and hairy. I wish I could see, but my eyes got eaten out by the bugs. I am so happy for them, I could hate them.

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