Karma
By Peter Kreutlein, Michael Griffin and Tom Harris

    Every persona revealed describes our initial impressions of each inner being. One's own karma consists mainly of Cheez Whiz. My own karma is grape-flavored. It is not uncommon for one to appreciate the complexities of karmic distress.
     My distressing destiny compells me to ponder the enormity of the compounding interest with First Nationwide Bank tellers. Agony degenerates and decomposes. Karmic influences always stifle our meager intellects, except when I comprehend the plan for you and me. Krishna and Buddha had wild ideas about spiritual evolution. I think you can overestimate one's importance in life. Astral projection can be ecstatic and sexually fulfilling, but beware, because it can cause schizophrenia in torrid circumstances, which can lead to cancer causing carcinogens engulfing one's physical abnormalities.
     Intellectual prowess can stimulate conversation amongst one's own kind. Renaissance men achieve enlightenment with difficulty, because it's deceitful and unforgiving.
     We think that Orel Roberts conspires to overthrow Krishna. However, he is mistaken if he thinks he'll succeed. We'll condemn him to eternal damnation among intrepid demons that roast nostril hairs with branding irons. Oral fixations abound amongst the damned. Karma, otherwise would melt Cheez-Whiz, unless we die from delight, caused by simplistic arguments with ourselves.

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