Puppy Surpise And Garlic
By Michael Griffin and Tom Harris

   After the show, we went back home for a bath. We needed to bathe ourselves because of the horrid slime which exuded from our skin. If we hadn't bathed, we'd still have slime on us. We are happy now that we have no problem with the slime.
     Our mission was to find a suitable victim for our puppy to devour. He begged and pleaded, "Pleeeeease give us food! We are ravenous!!" -- Our puppy is evil.

   When you dressed as nuns, you looked just adorable. You reminded us of the puppy that is still evil. Are you evil too? Our favorite form of evil is our puppy. He looked exactly like Phil Collins with floppy hair and bulbous tumors upon his tail.
     The best cure for tumors is to mash them into a delightful looking concoction, which resembles turkish peas. Then you need a large pot with garlic to cook the pea-like tumors in. The dish is called "Puppy surprise and garlic" The gourmands in suburbia have better things to do with good food than eat tumors. so they frequent McDonald's and eat cheesy stuff like it was going out of style. Ronald makes them clean the plates with their evil-looking pustules.
     Many people dress our dog like nuns. We don't mind, because our dog is schizophrenic.

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