The Silicon Filibuster
By The Toasty-Fried Co-Op

  Max hedged obsequiously, the world strewn asunder!
Afterward, Sheila became upset about showing her privates publically, abroad.
     Steamboats travel at 3:00 interdimensionally. Max ran over Sheila yesterday because drinking obstructed his vision.
     Silicon coffee settled heavily because Republicans filibustered while Max hedged destructively about. Gus, profusely apologizing badly, farted when Sheila retroactively birthed cretinous triplets.
     While penguins migrated southward towards Minneapolis, Max habitually hedged around while extracting Tartars' yurts.

Moral -- Life was never filled with many silicon implants.
             Therefore, yurts became strewn aimlessly asunder.

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