Jokes

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Getting married

"Honey," said a husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married."