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| ONE FOR MY HOMIES |
| A tribute to all things drunken by the conoisseur herself, Miss Manda. Dedicated to Lisamann |
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| WHAT TO ORDER |
| Ever been in a bar and looked like an ass trying to order something that sounds cool, but you end up with a BudLight and a slap in the face? Check out these drinks for a change of pace... |
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| PINK LADY |
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| 1 oz. gin 1 oz. applejack 1 tbsp. grenadine 3 tbsp. lemon juice 1 egg white 3 ice cubes |
| Sweet, pretty, and strong - just the way a woman's drink should be, dammit! |
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12 oz. beer Barley, hops Lil' bit of bloody English spirit Glass bottle |
| For the serious beer drinker - bitter flavor, smooth going down the chute. |
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| BUTTERY NIPPLE |
| 1 oz. Irish Cream 1 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps Shake with ice (best taken as a shooter) |
| As good as it sounds, and even more satisfying to the taste buds... |
| WHAT TO MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN SELF |
| Yeah, bars are great, but who doesn't get f*cked up before they even walk out the door? Here are some of Manda's personal frat-house faves (i.e., cheap and good)... |
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| 12 oz. Dr. Pepper (Mr. Pibb, if no DP) 4 oz. vodka Pour into red plastic party cup. |
| Amazingly, tastes like neither Dr. Pepper nor vodka. Will get you drunk faster than an Irishman on St. Paddy's Day. |
| THE DPV |
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| VODKA SNO-CONE |
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| 6 oz. grenadine (ya know, cherry juice) 2 oz. vodka Mix in small ghetto styrofoam cup. |
| If you can handle it's sticky sweetness, this is the drink for you. Also if you're 6 years old, but hey, all the kids aren't like Manda once was... |
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| VANILLA COKE |
| 12 oz. coke 4 oz. Smirnoff Vanilla Twist vodka Pour vodka directly into can, it's easier. that way. |
| Guaranteed the best Coke you have EVER had. Full of everything that makes vodka holy, this drink is a personal pre-party favorite. |
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| WHERE TO KICK YOUR OWN ASS IN L.A. |
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| A semi-comprehensive listing of bars near where, on any given evening, you are likely to find Manda passed out in a nearby gutter. Jes' kidding, parents! Anyway, here's some hot spots... |
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| The 901 Club: South Central Los Angeles, CA |
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| It may look and smell shady as hell, but this bar has provided me (and most of the USC Greek System) with countless Thursdays o' fun. My favorite night? Tuesdays (Pint Night) whereby one can attain a draft pint of MGD for the low, low price of $1.99. 2902 S. Figueroa, (213) 749-0865 |
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| Miyagi's: Sunset Boulevard, Hollywood, CA |
| If you're looking for a crazy night full of good looking rich people, minimal carding, and sake bombs till ya puke, this place is the hottest. Often times I have been found wasting dollars and brain cells in this establishment, most notably on Kel's 21st where she ended her evening by puking in a bag. 8225 Sunset Boulevard, (323) 650-3524 |
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| Madison's: Westwood, CA (home of FUCLA) |
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| Prefacing this with the fact that UCLA BLOWS MONKEY, their bar is still pretty phat. Owned by the same people as the 9-0 (read: similar ID leniency), it is a bit cleaner and a lot bigger. If you're looking to get the hell outta the ghetto, it's a nice retreat. Withing walking distance of Diddy Reese, and you know that can't be bad. 1037 Broxton Avenue, (310) 824-6250 |
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| MORNING AFTER |
| Often times a night of drinking is followed by a morning of pain and sorrow. I feel you, homey. This is why I shall provide some tried-and-true cures for those of us who still have to drag our sorry asses to work and class no matter what. |
| Two aspirin and a blue PowerAde |
| A Vivarin and a bowl of Cheerios |
| Whopper Value Meal from BK |
| 2 mile run followed by 2L water |
| A good puke and a Red Bull |
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| GET DRUNK...AND FAST |
| You and four of your friends are sitting on a couch surrounded by a 36 pack. Each of you is eyeing one another suspiciously, wondering how 9 beers will miraculously make it into your stomach in the next hour to reach that ideal level of wastedness. The answer? |
| DRINKING GAMES!!! |
| Click on the drunk bottle to play zuper games... |
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| LIQUID TALES |
| Wonder what crazy crap Manda has done (while several sheets to the wind) in her 18 years? Click THIS LINK to check out the Five Wildest... |
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