BE A WINNER!
Drink your sorry brains out
Place all cards in a pile.  Each person goes around in clockwise order, picking cards.  Each card carries a task, as follows:

A - Waterfall (person who drew Ace starts to drink, next person stops when they do and so on down the line, last person is f*cked in the goat ass)
K - Pour an amount of your drink into the "King's Cup" (empty cup in the middle)
Q - Ladies Drink
J - Guys Drink
10 - Social (everyone drinks!)
9 - Rhyme (go around in circle, rhyming sentences until you can't and that person then must drink)
8 - Make a Rule
7 - Categories
6 - Take six
5 - To the sky (all put hands in the air, last person to do it drinks)
4 - To the floor (all put hands on the table, last person to do it drinks)
3 - Give three
2 - Give two

The game ends when the last King is drawn and that poor loser has to down the entire King's Cup.  Ha.
KINGS (Manda-style)
HOUR OF POWER
The rules here are easy: take a double shot of brewsky every minute for an entire hour.  Digital clock a must as reading watches is borderline impossible by minute 24.

Variations on the classic:
--Half Hour of Power (played with champagne)
--Century Club (played with LITE beer)
--Sesquicentennial Club (played with Wine Cooler)
SIMPSONS DRINKING GAME
Created on a whim by me, Kel, and her bro Ryan, this game is soon to be a classic.

**INTERACTIVE!** Requires access to:
Guess the Simpsons Character Website

Basically, you give a drink for every question it takes to guess your character.  The stakes here are very much like Kings in that you can screw people over real bad, but in the next round they can do the same to your sorry ass.

IF YOU LOSE ONE OR MORE OF THESE GAMES, YOU MAY EXPERIENCE SIDE EFFECTS LIKE THE STORIES ON THE NEXT PAGE...
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